My Family (TV Series)

The Ego Has Landed (2007)

Siobhan Hayes: Abi Harper

Quotes 

• Susan Harper : What's wrong, Abi?

  Abi Harper : Ask Roger about him cheating on me!

  Ben Harper : Roger! I didn't know you had it in you!

  Roger Bailey : I don't! Abi had a dream last night that I was cheating on her and she's been in this mood all day!

• Abi Harper : Well, like you said, it's just a dream. So, I don't want you to get upset.

  Roger Bailey : I won't get upset.

  Abi Harper : I slept with Orlando Bloom last night!

  Roger Bailey : Orlando Bloom? That's... Oh, that's fine. Yeah, it was just a dream...

  Abi Harper : And anyway, I'm sure that when we do finally celebrate our love physically, you'll be just as spectacular as Orlando!