My Family (TV Series)
The Ego Has Landed (2007)
Daniela Denby-Ashe: Janey Harper
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Quotes
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Mark Jameson : They have no clue who I am, do they?
Janey Harper : No! What are you doing here?
[to Michael]
Janey Harper : Mind giving us some privacy?
Michael Harper : Sorry. Didn't think you had the next bloke scheduled till 4.15pm!
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Mark Jameson : So, how is Kenzo?
Janey Harper : He's fine!
Mark Jameson : And your parents have no idea I'm his father?
Michael Harper : Hold on, now!
Janey Harper : Great! Michael, this is Mark, the father of your nephew.
Michael Harper : Nice to finally meet you. Was it your idea to call him Kenzo?
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Janey Harper : Mum, this is Mark, and yes, he is Kenzo's father.
Susan Harper : I knew it! My God, I'm right! My years of searching and this is him!
Ben Harper : WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? WHAT? I'm on the open road, I'm about to open her up to 20, and then she opens the door and jumps out crying Kenzo's... I see!
[to Mark]
Ben Harper : Oooohhhh, it's you, is it? I think we ought to have a little chat!
Janey Harper : Or Mark could just leave and we all go on with our lives and...
Susan Harper , Ben Harper : No! Let's chat!
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Susan Harper : [about Mark] He just seems like such a lovely person. What did you do to screw it up?
Janey Harper : What makes you think it was me that screwed it up?
Susan Harper : [Gives Janey a look]
Janey Harper : Alright! But you know what I was like back then. I was fickle. Always looking over my shoulder for the next bloke.
Susan Harper : And now you're...
Janey Harper : ...more mature!
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Janey Harper : Do I let him see Kenzo?
Susan Harper : It can't hurt. Plus, it might be a good idea to have a charming, articulate man in Kenzo's life.
Ben Harper : Let's get this crappy dinner over with!
Susan Harper : Lord knows you didn't!
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Alfie Butts : People think I just sit around doing nothing. But that couldn't be further from the truth. At the moment, for instance, I'm in the process of conjugating the French verb 'savoir'.
Janey Harper : Well, good luck with that!
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Susan Harper : You want me to tell you what you want to hear or do you want the honest answer?
Janey Harper : What I want to hear - obviously!
Susan Harper : The honest answer is women are replaceable at the drop of a hat. We push the babies out, we raise them and then we're done! We serve no other purpose!
Ben Harper : You mind sewing a button on for me?
Janey Harper : I take that back!