My Family (TV Series)
The Ego Has Landed (2007)
Jeremy Clyde: Dr Kent Hawthorne
Quotes
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Dr Kent Hawthorne : [Giving Ben his sperm donation results] Your little swimmers can't get the job done.
Susan Harper : [laughs]
Ben Harper : Sorry? W-w-what are you saying?
Dr Kent Hawthorne : Well, they're just sort of sitting there. They're... I don't want to use the word lazy, but I've never really seen anything like it!
Susan Harper : [Still laughing]
Ben Harper : Erm... there must be some kind of mistake.
Dr Kent Hawthorne : No, I'm afraid not.
Ben Harper : Susan, please? This is not funny!
Susan Harper : [Still laughing] Oh no! This is funny!
Dr Kent Hawthorne : Look, Ben, I know this is hard to hear, but, erm...
Ben Harper : This is ridiculous! I've got three children!
Dr Kent Hawthorne : Right. And, er, how old is your youngest?
Ben Harper : 18.
Dr Kent Hawthorne : Well, at some point in the past 18 years, I'm afraid the workers have left the factory.
Susan Harper : [laughs hysterically]
