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4/10
Did The Slumber Party Massacre actually need to be parodied?
capkronos19 February 2008
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Like it or not, there's no doubt that the 1982 slasher movie THE SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE went on to influence many films over the years. It was followed by at least two official sequels, a sort-of third sequel called CHEELEADER MASSACRE (2003), a truly terrible direct-to-video, shot-on-video rip-off called THE LAST SLUMBER PARTY (1987) and probably also led to the somewhat similar SORORITY HOUSE MASSACRE series, as well as the spin-offs that series created, such as 1990's HARD TO DIE. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. It's easy to see why this concept caught on. When you get together a group of high school/college aged girls, put them in a house and throw in a killer, audiences are almost guaranteed plenty of the two most important ingredients in exploitation-horror; boobs and blood. The movies themselves can be produced rather cheaply and because of their popularity on DVD and late night cable, they probably always turn a profit. And that leads us to the newest installment in the half-naked-babes-in-a-house-with-a-killer subgenre, BIKINI BLOODBATH; a goofy parody of the 'slumber/sorority' films, complete with direct references to those earlier films. Was it needed? Not really. Many of the earlier films were already pretty self-aware of what they were, took a lighthearted approach and were already too busy poking fun at themselves to really require someone else to step in later and do it again. That's not to say this one is completely without merit. It's pretty amusing at times.

Cheaply shot on video in Connecticut, this one begins with girls in gym class followed by girls in the shower. Adding a welcome bit of early relief is an appearance from the always-welcome Debbie Rochon, who milks every last laugh out of her lip-licking lesbian gym coach character. The ladies discuss their upcoming sleepover party and give the cold shoulder to a nerdy girl named "Smelly Suzy." One of the girls is attacked in a graveyard while walking home, a bum is killed and someone breaks into Rochon's home and offs her too. Six of the girls make it to the party. They talk. The blow up balloons. They make strawberry daiquiris. They dance. They play twister. They hop in the hot tub and drink and talk some more. Two guys show up. And then the psycho (a bald, goateed guy dressed in a chef's outfit) pops in to kill them all off. Some of the gags/lines work and some don't. The film unfortunately cuts away from the main action to a gathering of touchy-feely football jocks who keep grabbing each other's butts and dancing in long montages (insert FLASHDANCE and FOOTLOOSE in jokes). There's a lot up in the air sexuality in this film. Not only Rochon's character, but most of the guys seem to be into other guys, the male coach (played by PSYCHOS IN LOVE star Carmine Capobianco) is into guys, two girls make out in the hot tub, etc. That aspect was kind of interesting, at least.

There's not much gore here and what there is is of the ketchup bottle variety. So be warned, the horror scenes themselves are pretty skimpy. Just about every girl has a topless scene and spends the majority of the movie in a bikini so that aspect is fulfilled for the target audience. The picture quality and sound are acceptable for the budget. Unfortunately, like many films in this budget range, this suffers a LOT from time padding. It seems a lot of independent horror directors these days rely far too heavily on dull, needless filler to bump their film to just an hour in length. I've seen movies with thirty second shots of trees and movies with three minutes shots of someone walking in a field. This one has multiple needless scenes like this. They are usually quickly edited, though, and some of them are at least set to different rock songs. Some of those songs aren't even bad. One very important thing this movie does have is enthusiasm. The cast look like they're having a pretty good time, so if you can turn your brain off for an hour or so, you might too.
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2/10
Get a root canal instead...
partner5605755427 June 2008
Wow... There are so many things you can do in your lifetime than watch this movie. Sure, it has Debbie Rochon. (For about 5 minutes...) And of course the production company cashes in on this BIG TIME. This is no more than a bunch of friends getting together making a home movie. One of them has a decent camera, (which it seems they never cleaned...) so they decided to make a movie after a night of drinking. If you've seen any interviews with them, they proudly declare that they came up with the title LONG before they came up with a concept for the movie, and it shows. The special effects really aren't really that special. The acting really isn't acting. In fact, it's almost insulting. Production value is laughable. Just how many producers are needed to make a low budget flick like this anyways? When you see one of the bikini clad girls is one of the producers, it makes you think... "Casting Couch" There is no way the "Suzy" character was actually hired to do this film. She's not good looking, she can't act, but she's in many scenes and she's a producer. She doesn't even get naked... She either invested a lot of money in the film or "worked" her way into this project in her own special way... A story would have been nice. At least a back story... Anything. The only reason I gave it 2 stars is because you get to see some boobs and there are some laughable moments. Low budget film fans might find a few redeeming qualities, but it will be a stretch.
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3/10
For hardcore Debbie Rochon fans only.
email69339855 January 2008
Like most people, the name of Debbie Rochon is what brought me to this movie. Coupled with a catchy title, I took a chance. Well, let me just say that this movie gives new meaning to the term "Don't judge a book by its cover." in more ways than one. Debbie of course gives a fine performance as the lesbian gym teacher, but they obviously spent their whole budget on having her in the film for all about 3 minutes. They certainly didn't spend it on special effects or other actors, or even locations. All other performances where pretty bland, except for some of the football team scenes, which were pretty funny. The only female role on the "bikini" side that was worth watching was Jenny, played by Leah Ford. The other performances from the girls went from an average performance from Anna-Karin as Sharon to an almost embarrassing one from Sheri Lynn as the Nerdy Girl. I was begging for the girls to get killed. Hopefully cheering for the killer was what the film makers had planned all along, because that is what you'll end up doing.
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1/10
Good for Laughs
jordansky10 January 2008
The premise of this movie is basically about, uh, um, well I don't even know.

Wow, this is what independent films are all about, bad directing, bad editing, bad acting, etc. But if you enjoy half naked women getting whacked off with ketchup blood, then that's exactly what you'll get. Even the credits are funny, albeit to explicit to post here. I could go and see if the actors in this movie are porn stars, but from the acting, I assume they couldn't even make it to that stage in the film industry.

Maybe it was the directing, I don't know, but it seemed as if everyone in this movie was supposed to act as if they were doped up on something and dropped on their heads.

And have they ever heard of a tripod before? Be the judge for yourself, compare this to any homemade "horror" film on YouTube, and you'll be more impressed by this movie.

I won't give it the "absolute trash" comment though, as this is clearly not attempting to be a graphically shocking movie, just a cheap excuse to show breasts and blood. In the same film.

Overall, if your looking for something to laugh and tear apart by the utter catastrophe of this quote "film" then this should be satisfactory for some laughs.
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4/10
Debbie Rochon Will Win You
jmbwithcats24 January 2008
For what it's worth it was a really silly, and fun movie. The contrast between scenes, musically and in the delivery of lines was hilarious.

Firstly, the girls were obviously hot, and the pacing is decent in every scene except the horror scenes. The party was badly scripted, basically it was very weak. Obviously a low budget movie, which allows for some really silly dialog, and off the cuff scenes which can be entertaining.

This is one of those so bad it's enjoyable movies.

Love the Citizen Kane spoof, silly lines, Suzy being reminded over and over how she wasn't invited, looking for predator, etc.. this movie obviously doesn't take itself too seriously, and neither should you.
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4/10
Another Debbie Rochon ripoff
lastliberal15 July 2008
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You look at a movie to see Debbie Rochon. Her name is on the DVD along with Russ Russo. Neither of them had any significant role in the film.

The star of the film was Leah Ford, with major support from Thomas Edward Seymour and Sheri Lynn (who will somehow be back to do two sequels).

The movie opens with Ford and her perkys getting out of bed. Rents are out of town, so she plans a party - girls only. Yeah! Promising.

The party gets planned in the shower after volleyball, where Ford's perkys are again on display along with some major tatas in the next shower (Olja Hrustic?) Naturally, Smelly Suzy (Lynn) is not invited. Girls can be so cruel! Debbie is eliminated very early as she is trying to worm her way into the party. The idea of seven girls in skimpy dress is just too much for the gym teacher.

Now, the movie is split between six crazy girls having a slumber party, and the football team having a party of their own. Man, do those football plays love to play grab-ass and hug! At the same time, the crazy chef (Robert Cosgrove Jr. in his first film; but he will be back) has been running around with his meat cleaver (Debbie was victim # 4). Not a lot of blood, but some wacky, crazy excitement when he catches up with the girls. With the exception of two footballers (the rest are two busy grabbing each other), it is all about the girls in bikinis.

One by one they go down with the exception of the one sent to save them (Anna-Karin Eskilsson) and the one who ends the carnage.

I wish they would not use Debbie's name just to sell a movie.
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1/10
Possibly the WORST Movie ever made - so far.............
stephengraley14 January 2008
Before i start, i was not expecting much from the title but, I have Finally found a movie worse than any Ben Afleck film and thats a promise. I honestly never thought i would see this day.

What we have here is a standard slasher flick, you get all the usual nude shower scenes, Lesbian Butch Gym teacher and parents away so lets have a party at the house scenario. Now Imagine and its damn hard to but just for a minute imagine a world where the music goes from one scene of Metalica to the next with Busted !!!!. The Killer i am sure is the lead singer from ZZ Top wearing a Chefs outfit........WHY.

Anyway the girls organise a party, its an all night Chick party so what kind would you have in this sort of cheap effort, pyjama party or lingerie party or fancy dress party. Ohhhhh Noooo they have balloons and streamers, i thought i had gone back 30 years to my 4th Birthday. I was waiting for the Jelly and Ice Cream to arrive next.

I don't want to even get started on the sports Jocks. The usual would be adolescent boys throwing an American football to each other, you would think then, hey these guys are the football team. No these boys are all chubby wasters wearing t-shirts with the words "Football Player", i also counted 57 times they high fived each other.

Just as all hope seemed to fade away a noise started to grown from the background, it was getting clearer and clearer, yes the jocks were dancing to Footloose. I was expecting Kevin Bacon to make an appearance but all we got were a bunch of overweight Muppet's dancing to what looked like Chunk doing the truffle Shuffle from the Goonies.

In conclusion i shall leave you to decide but take this one last line to give you inspiration when deciding whether to watch this abysmal effort. A Girl is killed on the toilet in the bathroom, the guy runs out and shouts "shes dead, shes dead" and another girl responds are you sure she is not in there for number 2.

I shall say no more.
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5/10
'nuff said
Great-Cthulhu20 April 2009
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Bikini Bloodbath – what does one expect from a movie titled like that? (watchit – could contain spoilers … yeah, right).

Boobs? Check!

Inept "storytelling"? Yep.

Total lack of character development, acting skills or anything that usually has a part in a movie? With a vengeance.

This "movie" is a lunatic roller-coaster, featuring some hot chicks who have no talent to act whatsoever, a random lunatic killer and some liters of ketchup. Yep, it is just the movie you and your friends could make on a sunny afternoon. It is the kind of flick you either hate (because you like real movies) or you love (because you like silly bullshit pretending to be a movie). All in all, it would strike me as odd if the wrong person would ever lay hands on this one.

Whatever – parts of this creation are indeed funny (albeit not all of them intentional). It is pure non-brainer fun, a lot of screaming and lots of raunchy nonsense. Best things for me:

1. The totally gay football team (these guys really had a good time playing the scenes it seems).

2. The "you don't even were invited" running gag (and yes, the ugly ducking get a very untypical finish).

3. The fact that one of the chicks quits the final showdown to sit around in "Das Taco"(featuring a Hitler mock-up ad).

If you like cheese, you won't get any more ripe that this one.

I'll give it 5/10 – 0 for those who seek a real movie, and 10 for those who just happen to love flicks like this one.
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Awful ! Getting rammed by a bull is a whole less painful than watching this.
ichocolat10 August 2009
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This is an awful film! I swear to God, watching the entire film was a whole lot worse than getting rammed by a raging bull! This film relies on one thing; that sex sells. It is as simple as that. Throw in cute ladies, create a shallow storyline, and then sell it for some quick buck. Easy money nowadays are rampant, even at the expense of making everyone who watched it looked like fools.

Some commentators said that this is only for Debbie hardcore fans. To think of it, I don't think even her fans would have approve her acting in this film. And I am pretty sure that many people stopped being Debbie friends, too.

The premise of the film is about, hm, hold on, there wasn't any. If I remember correctly, there were pretty ladies, and there was one male psycho that goes around killing people in his sight. Naa, now I've to tick the 'Contains spoiler' for fear that it'll spoil others who haven't watch this film.

I can assure that, even if you so choose to skip watching this film, you would not miss anything. I mean our time is so little, and we have got lots of things to do. So until one has got nothing to do, only then one may decide to watch this. And even that, it is wiser to get a hobby instead.
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3/10
Bikini Bloodbath
Scarecrow-886 September 2008
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Micro-budget slasher comedy regarding a psycho chef(!)who interrupts the slumber party of a female high school volleyball team, causing mayhem. Director/writing team of Jonathan Gorman and Thomas Edward Seymour attempt to spoof 80's slashers. For instance, most of the high schoolers look like 30-year old porn stars. There's gratuitous nudity just for the hell of it. You could see the female cast reliving their youth, speaking the valley-girl lingo talking about high school crushes and sex-related subject matter. The gore scenes are notably absent as the directors use mostly sound effects, cutting away from the chef as he chops and slashes through victims. Debbie Rochon has a cameo as a lesbian volleyball coach who really enjoys watching her girls taking showers and changing into their wardrobe. The film lovingly features the male football team with never-ending homosexual gags and jokes. This spoof also pokes fun at 80's slasher teens who make idiotic choices when a killer is among them(..stopping for a strawberry daiquiri break shortly after one of their friends was knifed in the gut while using the toilet). Leah Ford, quite a babe, is the protagonist Jenny who is hosting the slumber party and bares her breasts in the very first scene as she wakes up for school. Sheri Lynn is the object of scorn, nerdy "smelly/sleazy" Suzy who sees the killer's work first hand attempting to warn her teammates that a psycho was on the loose, only to be constantly reminded at how she was not invited to the party. Lynn, with the directors often pointing the camera right in her face, would've been ideal for a "Revenge of the Nerds" movie. The film's production values are unimpressive and the kill-scenes will leave you underwhelmed, but if you are looking for boobs and goofy antics poking fun at bad slasher films from the past, this might satisfy you somewhat.
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2/10
Cheap and Trashy
Uriah4312 December 2014
This movie begins with a young high school student named "Jenny" (Leah Ford) waking up one morning with the radio broadcasting that a serial killer by the name of "William Leschenski" (Robert Cosgrove Jr.) is on the loose. Apparently, she isn't listening as she dresses and goes to school. The next scene involves a volleyball game with four female students on each side along with a lesbian coach named "Miss Johnson" (Debbie Rochon) and another student by the name of "Suzy" (Sheri Toczko) on the sidelines because none of the other girls like her. After a shower scene Jenny tells the girls that she is having a party that night at her house and invites everyone except Suzy. Meanwhile some football players are also having a party that night as well. Unfortunately, the serial killer known now as "Chef Death" decides to target Jenny's party and proceeds to murder several of them one by one. Now rather than reveal any more of this film and risk ruining it for those who haven't seen it, I will just say that this movie was about as cheap and trashy as they come. Personally, I thought the acting, script and music were all bad and the comedy was crass and repetitive. As a matter of fact, about the only good thing about this movie was the presence of a few attractive ladies in bikinis which included Katie Gil (as "Portia"), Olja Hrustic ("Ginger"), Amy Pelletier ("Stacy") and the aforementioned Leah Ford. But other than that, I saw nothing of any value or interest and as a result I rate this movie as definitely below average.
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10/10
A Great Movie To Watch With Your Friends
DerpGuy29 October 2008
If you watch this movie expecting something like a Spike Lee or Michael Bay film, then you will definitely be disappointed. Bikini Bloodbath is an all out array of jokes, blood, boobs, and slapstick. These guys are either genius or clinically insane, but in any case they know how to make a movie that you can sit back and laugh with. Many of the gags in the film will fly right over your head, but that is what adds to the humor of the whole thing. The dialogue is written so that every line leads to a joke... or a death. Even the fictional band "White Liger", which plays many of the songs in the film, is ridiculously funny. A side-splitting comedy with some of the most beautiful ladies can't be bad. For what the directors were going for, they hit it perfectly as this is by far one of my favorite independent horror films to date.
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7/10
This is actually working - nice little movie
whatsoevernevernever-112 January 2008
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OK so two minutes into that movie, you will like it.

you see female breast - a gym teacher that is sexually heisting his student girls funny scenes - don't expect too much low budget horror comedy with beautiful girls soundtrack is some metal that make the movie good to watch some moments are actually scary or and funny rent this when you get a chance to - watch it at your slumber party - really ENJOYABLE

funny

really

funny
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