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Jonathan Carnahan : I *hate* mummies! They never play fair!
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Rick O'Connell : Your ass is on fire!
Jonathan Carnahan : My ass?
Rick O'Connell : Hold still!
Jonathan Carnahan : Rick, my ass is on fire! Put me out!
Rick O'Connell : I'm putting it out!
Jonathan Carnahan : Put me out, Rick!
Rick O'Connell : Just hold still!
Jonathan Carnahan : Spank my ass! Spank my ass!
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Jonathan Carnahan : [to Rick] You guys are like mummy magnets!
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Jonathan Carnahan : [about Lin] She speaks Yeti?
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Mad Dog Maguire : Remember our deal! When this is over, my men get to drink for free!
Jonathan Carnahan : You can have the whole damn bar for all I care! I'm getting the hell out of China.
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Jonathan Carnahan : Here's to you, Princess. And Imhotep. May the bugger actually stay dead.
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Jonathan Carnahan : [Trying to get warn Alex about a 'lady'] No, no, Alex. No, look. Listen, uh, how can I... Come here. To put it in archeological terms, that's a tomb in which many pharaohs have lain.
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Jonathan Carnahan : Die, you mummy bastards! Die!
Mad Dog Maguire : There is no call for bad language!
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Evelyn O'Connell : What is that god-awful smell?
Jonathan Carnahan : [covered in puke] The yak yakked.
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Jonathan Carnahan : Hey! You three-headed shape-shifting son of a bitch!
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[last lines]
Jonathan Carnahan : Yeah. Ciao, ciao, Shanghai. Peru, here I come.
[Soon after, mummies were found in Peru]
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Jonathan Carnahan : [during a chase scene] Where's Rick?
Evelyn O'Connell : Where do you think?
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Alex O'Connell : Yeah, well, good going, you raised another mummy.
Jonathan Carnahan : And this bugger's got superpowers.
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Rick O'Connell : Time to go to plan B! Blow up the tower!
Jonathan Carnahan : Hey, I'm actually a little concerned about plan B! Can't we go straight to plan C?
Rick O'Connell : Just make it go bang! I'll cover ya!
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Jonathan Carnahan : Why do I always have to save the day?
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[finally lights the fuse to the dynamite]
Jonathan Carnahan : Yeah! I did it!
[realizes he is kneeling at the base of the tower that is going to blow]
Jonathan Carnahan : Oh, mother, I did it... Time for a retreat, I...
[turns to see a Yeti standing behind him]
Jonathan Carnahan : I'm on your team! I'm a team player! "One for all and all for me" kind of thing!
[sees the fuse is getting closer to the dynamite]
Jonathan Carnahan : The dynamite, all this dynamite! We should, uh, get out of here!
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Jonathan Carnahan : That's a diamond. I could use a diamond like that.
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Jonathan Carnahan : Much as I'd like to stay this boyishly handsome forever, Shangri-La is a crock.
Rick O'Connell : Yeah, but that's what you used to say about mummies, too, Jon. You did pretty well off it.
Jonathan Carnahan : Good point.
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Jonathan Carnahan : Boys! If I may... Do we have a plan for the Emperor?
Rick O'Connell : Yeah. We're gonna hit him high, hard and fast and smash him like a Ming vase.
Jonathan Carnahan : And if that doesn't work?
Rick O'Connell : We go to plan B... Plan B! You go upstairs, you blow up that gold tower thing. You light it up. We blow the guy sky high!
Jonathan Carnahan : Me?
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Jonathan Carnahan : [talking to the yak] Yeah, it's not easy being me, you know. Then again, I don't suppose its easy being you, is it, Geraldine, old girl? If I'd met a girl like you, Geraldine, you know, hard-working, you don't say much... you're a little bit hairy, but I don't mind that.