Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007) Poster

Matt Besser: Dave

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  • Dewey Cox : [after singing a much faster and louder version of "Walk Hard" due to the effects of cocaine]  Alright, again! Faster!

    Dave : This is crazy, Dewey. Ain't nobody gonna wanna listen to music like this. You're standing there playing as fast as you can, singing like some sort of... punk!

    Dewey Cox : Don't you dare try to stifle me. Whose band is this anyway? You cocksucker! I'll punch you in the mouth!

  • Dewey Cox : [irritated]  I don't need people around me, stifling me. So if you don't like it, there's the door.

    Theo : Dewey, are you sayin' you don't need us no more?

    Dewey Cox : Not unless you can open your minds... and learn to play the fucking theremin.

    [brief pause] 

    Theo : FUCK YOU, DEWEY!

    Dave : Yeah, fuck you Dewey! In twenty years, not once have you thrown a woman my way. You don't think we like cheating on our wives too?

    Sam : And you never once paid for drugs. Not once!

    Dave : You pay that chimp more than you pay us! I had to borrow from the chimp to get a mortgage on my house!

    Theo : And those stupid siamese glass cats you get us every year for Christmas! I don't want anymore siamese glass cats!

    Dewey Cox : The siamese cat is a symbol of nobility in Ancient Egypt.

    Sam : Fuck nobility!

    Dave : Fuck Ancient Egypt!

    Theo : ...Fuck cats!

    Sam : And you never paid for drugs. Not once.

    Dave : [angrily]  You slept with my wife!

    Theo : You slept with me, too! And I've had confused feelings about that for ten years now!

    Sam : And you never *once* paid for drugs!... Not once.

  • Dewey Cox : But I have to say, I like your stuff. It's pretty good, and most of your records, I really enjoy.

    Paul McCartney : Well, we're big fans of your records, too. We like to think that "Hard Day's Night" is our "Guilty As Charged".

    John Lennon : [in a hard, Liverpool accent]  Great record!

    Paul McCartney : Excellent album! We learned a lot from ya.

    John Lennon : Great record.

    Theo : Well, we're real big fans of y'alls!

    Dave : Huge fans! You guys are almost as good as The Monkees. You guys are great.

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