Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

The Great Cornholio (1994)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, David Van Driessen, Principal McVicker

Quotes 

• Butt-head : Hey Beavis, you think she's gonna put a thermometer up his butt?

  Beavis : Yeah. And then she's gonna put it in his mouth.

• [eating breakfast burritos] 

  Butt-head : Ugh! What the hell is this crap? This isn't a burrito.

  Beavis : Yeah. I got eggs in mine! She tricked us.

  Beavis : No wonder Stewart's got diarrhea.

• Beavis : [in the girl's bathroom]  I am Cornholio! I need T.P. for my Bunghole! Come out with your pants down!

• Beavis : I am The Great Cornholio. I need TP for my Bunghole.

• Beavis : I am Cornholio! I need TP for my Bunghole.

  Mr. Hererra : [mad]  Senor Beavis, donde esta hall pass?

  Beavis : Are you threatening me? You will give me TP, Bungholio.

  Mr. Hererra : Beavis, just what in the hell are you doing?

  Beavis : Do not make my bunghole angry. Do you have polio?

  Mr. Hererra : Get the hell out of my class and go straight to the principal's office now.

  Beavis : Umm ok. The principal, he will give me TP.

  [Beavis leaves and Mr. Hererra speaks to himself in Spanish] 

• Principal McVicker : I don't know what your thinking, but I simply can not have students roaming the halls, interrupting other classes, and giving prophesies of a great plague.

• Mrs. Stevenson : Have you boys eaten breakfast?

  Beavis : I think I did once.