My Family (TV Series)
An Embarrassment of Susans (2006)
Dan Renton Skinner: Policeman
Quotes
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Ben Harper : Are you telling me there is nothing you can do to get that squatter out of my house?
Policeman : I'm afraid not, sir. Unfortunately, the law is weighted in the lawbreaker's favour. One day, a real rain's gonna come and wash the scum off the streets. But until then, all I can do is file a report.
Ben Harper : But they broke into a private property!
Policeman : Well, I saw no sign of forced entry. My guess is that someone left a window open.
Ben Harper : A window open? Please! In this day and age? This is not 1955!
Susan Harper : Oh.
Ben Harper : What do you mean 'oh'?
Susan Harper : It's just a crack to let the paint dry. Well, there was nothing there to steal!
Ben Harper : They stole a four-bedroomed house!
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Janey Harper : Can I ask a question?
Policeman : Yes.
Janey Harper : What time do you get off?
Policeman : I'm sorry, miss, I'm married... to the job!
Janey Harper : Can you at least frisk me before you leave? I'll wear the handcuffs! Please?