My Family (TV Series)
An Embarrassment of Susans (2006)
Gabriel Thomson: Michael Harper
Quotes
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Ben Harper : Does Suzanne remind you of anyone?
Michael Harper : Well, after last night, Paris Hilton.
Ben Harper : Ooh! Please, Mikey! Suzanne's an exact copy of your mother!
Michael Harper : What are you talking about?
Ben Harper : Come here! Ready?
[Ben takes Michael to the kitchen, and shows Susan and Suzanne dressed exactly the same, reading similar magazines and laughing at the same time]
Michael Harper : Oh my God!
Ben Harper : Need to throw up?
Michael Harper : I'm like Oedipus! I want to rip my eyes out!
Ben Harper : What?
Michael Harper : It's a classic Greek play!
Ben Harper : Well, if it's not a film, Michael, I'm not going to know, am I?