Keiron Self: Roger Bailey

Quotes 

• Roger Bailey : You know, I really don't think you should have sold me the house if you knew there were squatters in it.

  Ben Harper : Roger, we could spend all night playing the blame game! Maybe it's my fault, maybe it's your fault...

  Roger Bailey : Well, it's your fault.

  Ben Harper : Fine! Shift the blame!

• Ben Harper : What's important here, Roger, is that I'm helping you get your squatters out of your new house! You know, that's the kind of person I am. Plus, my wife is making me do it. I mean, granted, it would be easier if I gave you the money back...

  Roger Bailey : Yes, please!

  Ben Harper : ...or, or, or - just hear me out - we could do what we said we were going to do and break in and reclaim the house! Are you with me, Roger?

  Roger Bailey : I'd still rather have the money back.

  Ben Harper : You know, I wish I'd invented Google, but it's a bit late for that!

• Roger Bailey : What if they hit us?

  Ben Harper : Roger, we're dentists! We can fix our own teeth!