Siobhan Hayes: Abi Harper

Quotes 

• Abi Harper : [Dressed like a Victorian-era whore]  You ain't seen Jack the Ripper, have you?

  Susan Harper : No, Ben won't be home for another hour!

  Abi Harper : Help! Help! He's disemboweling ladies of the night! My kind ain't safe - they aren't!

  Susan Harper : Alright, Abi. I'm glad you're enjoying your new job, but please leave the whore at the door.

  Abi Harper : Meryl Streep doesn't drop out of character when she gets home!

  Abi Harper : Meryl Streep doesn't get £4.40 an hour as a street strumpet at the London Dungeon!

  Susan Harper : I'm not a strumpet! I am a Victorian hussy! Strumpets only get £3.40 an hour!

• Susan Harper : Where have you been? You didn't come home last night.

  Abi Harper : Amsterdam.

  Ben Harper : What?

  Abi Harper : A bloke saw me at the London Dungeon, offered me the same kind of job for a lot more money. Only it turned out to be not the same kind of job at all. Which is a shame, really, because I liked sitting in that window.