Three's Company (TV Series)
Janet's High School Sweetheart (1977)
Suzanne Somers: Chrissy Snow
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Chrissy Snow : [on phone] No, Ralph, I'm busy tomorrow. No, I'm busy next week too. Yes, sure,
[nods]
Chrissy Snow : if I ever need more wrestling lessons, I'll be glad to go out with you. Yeah. Okay. Yes. Bye.
[cradles receiver]
Chrissy Snow : Oh, don't you just hate it when men try to manhandle you?
Helen Roper : [with pointed look at her husband] I don't remember.
Chrissy Snow : [Mr. Roper gets the light to go on] Oh, you fixed it! What was wrong?
Stanley Roper : It was a short. You know, you people are so careless. You should never bend an electrical cord,
[demonstrates]
Stanley Roper : otherwise...
[the wire zaps him, Chrissy and Mrs. Roper yell out]
Stanley Roper : Oh!
Jack Tripper : [comes running out of the bathroom, only a towel around his hips] What happened?
Helen Roper : Stanley was showing us how *not* to get a shock.
Stanley Roper : [to Jack] Will you put some clothes on? My wife's here.
Helen Roper : [eyes sweeping up and down over Jack] Mind your own business, Stanley.
Stanley Roper : What if the towel slips?
Helen Roper : Mind your own business, Stanley.
[still eyes Jack up and down]
Chrissy Snow : Jack, there's some shaving cream on your face.
Jack Tripper : Oh.
[bends forward to wipe it off with the towel, and almost...]
Chrissy Snow : No, Jack!
Helen Roper : Mind your own business, Chrissy!
Jack Tripper : [wipes the shaving cream off his face] Ah, excuse me.
[heads back to bathroom]
Stanley Roper : Does he always walk around like that in front of you girls?
Chrissy Snow : No,
[shakes her head]
Chrissy Snow : only after he takes a shower.
Stanley Roper : Do you walk around like that in front of him?
Chrissy Snow : Of course not! I wear my towel up to here!
Stanley Roper : [to Helen] I don't understand those kids. Whatever happened to good old-fashioned modesty?
Helen Roper : It's living with us, Stanley.
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Jack Tripper : [as Janet gets pre-date jitters] What's wrong with her?
Chrissy Snow : Oh, you know, it's getting close to kick-off time, and she's worried.
Jack Tripper : Our Janet, the original Miss Cool? Oh, come on, Janet, he's just a guy, he's not the Second Coming of Mick Jagger.
Janet Wood : Jack, why would he wanna date me?
Jack Tripper : [surprised] Why would he wanna date you? Why would he wanna date-? I... Chrissy, did you ever hear such a stupid question?
Chrissy Snow : Yes, last week at the office my boss asked me if I...
Jack Tripper : Chrissy, don't help me!
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Jack Tripper : Chrissy, you can't just tell me you don't like the guy. You gotta give me a reason.
Chrissy Snow : I don't trust him. I've got this feeling.
Jack Tripper : Feeling is not a reason.
Chrissy Snow : Yes, it is. It's gotta be a reason. Otherwise why would I feel this way?
Jack Tripper : All right, Chrissy, when did you first get this feeling?
Chrissy Snow : Reason!
Jack Tripper : Reason, feeling, what's the difference?
Chrissy Snow : That's what I say. You were the one who said they weren't the same.
Jack Tripper : Chrissy...
[his hand on her shoulder]
Jack Tripper : what I mean is: Do you have any proof?
Chrissy Snow : Yes. I didn't like what he said.
Jack Tripper : [frowns] What did he say?
Chrissy Snow : He said "I'm very pleased to meet you."
Jack Tripper : And?
Chrissy Snow : That's it.
Jack Tripper : What's wrong with saying "I'm very pleased to meet you"?
Chrissy Snow : [tuts, sighs] It's so simple. When he said "I'm very pleased" that wasn't just a plain "very", you know.
Jack Tripper : Huh?
Chrissy Snow : There are verys, and there are verys, and his "very" was very, very strange.
Jack Tripper : What?
Chrissy Snow : Especially when you put it together with a double squeeze.
Jack Tripper : Oh, right.
[drops his head onto the table, then looks up again:]
Jack Tripper : What's a double squeeze?
Chrissy Snow : [sighs] I'll show you. Okay, you be me, and I'll be Peter, okay?
Jack Tripper : Oh, wait. I'm you? Okay.
[assumes totally moronic expression, mocking her until she whacks him on the shoulder]
Jack Tripper : What do you want me to do?
[she's still mad at him]
Jack Tripper : What do you want me to do?
Chrissy Snow : Give me your hand.
[she takes his hand in her right, and with her left, holds him by his elbow]
Chrissy Snow : I'm very pleased to meet you.
[squeezes Jack's elbow]
Jack Tripper : He just squeezed your elbow when he said "very"? What's wrong with that?
Chrissy Snow : [eyes wide] That squeeze had a question mark on it!
Jack Tripper : [puzzled] A question...?
Chrissy Snow : Yes! "How about you and me getting it on, baby?"
Jack Tripper : Oh, come on, Chrissy, I... I can't...
Chrissy Snow : It was! It was!
