Soap (TV Series)
Episode #3.22 (1980)
Billy Crystal: Jodie Dallas
Quotes
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[at the custody hearing, Carol has spun a manipulative lie in court, reducing everyone, including Jodie's lawyer, to tears]
Mallou : That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.
Jodie : It's a fairy tale. It's not real.
Mallou : Neither is "Bambi". Doesn't matter, it's moving, isn't it? Remember the bunny?
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[Carol and her mother have shamelessly perjured against Jodie at the custody hearing]
Jodie : What do these notes mean we've been taking? What good are they? What good are these law books, for god's sakes? Nobody tells the truth around here! I mean am I going mad, or what?
Judge Small : Restrain him! Restrain him, please.
[the bailiffs grab Jodie]
Jodie : Why don't you just tar and feather me, for god's sakes.
Judge Small : Mr. Dallas, one more word out of you and I am gonna hold you in contempt!
Jodie : Only one more word? I have plenty of more words, your honor! How about mockery and disgrace?
[the bailiffs start to drag Jodie out]
Jodie : Because I've been hearing these words since this travesty began!