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Jerry Seinfeld : Hey, is this your half a can of soda in the fridge?
Cosmo Kramer : No, that's yours. My half is gone.
Jerry Seinfeld : What?
Cosmo Kramer : Yeah, I put my half a can here on the tab. Why, what's your beef?
Jerry Seinfeld : You cannot buy half a can of soda.
Cosmo Kramer : Well, why not?
Jerry Seinfeld : Well, I don't wanna get into the whole physics of carbonation with you here, but you know the sound a can makes when you open it?
Cosmo Kramer : Yeah.
Jerry Seinfeld : That is the sound of you buying a whole can.
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Jerry Seinfeld : When you pierce the skin of a piece of fruit, you've bought the whole fruit. Not a third of an apple, not a half of a banana.
Cosmo Kramer : All right.
Jerry Seinfeld : You bite it, you bought it.
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Cosmo Kramer : Hey Jerry, if you're gonna be snackin' on these you can't expect me to pay for the whole box.
Jerry Seinfeld : Alright, Hobo Joe. I didn't wanna put a damper on your little smorgasbord here but it's the end of the week and I added up your tab...
Cosmo Kramer : [Taken aback...] Yaddup...
Jerry Seinfeld : I know, pretty steep!
Cosmo Kramer : I don't have this kinda cash...
Jerry Seinfeld : Few do.
Cosmo Kramer : I'm good for it!
Jerry Seinfeld : Yeah well, until this bill is paid, the food court is closed.