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8/10
This season three premiere immediately puts the series into a higher gear. This is more like the 'Seinfeld' I know and love!
SLionsCricketreviews6 February 2018
"The Note", which is the third season premiere, is my favourite episode of the series up to this point. In my opinion, none of the previous seventeen episodes across the first two seasons (not even "The Chinese Restaurant" and "The Revenge") embodied the tone, rhythm, pace and humour that has made 'Seinfeld' such an influential piece of television.

"The Note" begins with Jerry's stand-up and one of the more impressionable ones up to this point in the series where he observes the strangeness of people constantly recommending their doctors to others as "he/she is the best, you should see them" and ponders where the 'worst' doctors are. It's probably one of the more memorable stand-up bits up to this point in the series and it effectively opens up season three with great momentum.

"The Note" was written by Larry David and directed by Tom Cherones, the man often credited with giving 'Seinfeld' its aesthetic sensibilities. This episode is right up there as David's best yet and fits perfectly in line with the 'Seinfeld' legacy of today while Tom Cherones at this point has really begun to nail the 'Seinfeld' look. Jerry's apartment no longer looks quite as pale and ghostly as it did across the first two seasons and the tone, at least on a visual level, is set into motion.

It also helps that this episode is genuinely funny and most of the humour feels well-earned and not so much on the cringe inducing end of things as was often the case in the first two seasons. George's predicament feels like a classic one for the character in retrospect and here it is played out in a really satisfying way. Jason Alexander gives one of his very best performances so far in the series and plays out the sheer awkwardness he feels to precision, especially in the scene where he receives his massage from male hands.

The most important thing to say about "The Note" is that it's funny and that is has such an eye for pacing and rhythm. Where the first two seasons often felt very stagnant, this episode feels that much more alive. The dialogue hums with such momentum and purpose, never feeling as though it is belaboured as was the case with the first two seasons, and the show has now begun to really find its voice. One notable example of this is the brief argument George and Elaine have after George discovers that his massage therapist is a man and wishes to swap with Elaine's, who is a woman. The dialogue feels absolutely palpable in that it is easy to imagine people getting into an argument like that but 'Seinfeld' being a comedy, it finds humour in the scenario.

While my memory on much of the third season is a little vague, this is definitely the season where 'Seinfeld' really begins to take on a mainstay presence and is a season filled with innumerable classic episodes.
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7/10
What if it feels good?
dannylee-780825 March 2023
Warning: Spoilers
1. Jerry gets a massage 2. Jerry and George get a doctor's note 3. George questions himself

A great start to season 3. Every episode I can't wait to see what George comes up with. In this episode, he questions his own sexuality as he gets massages, which I thought was hilarious and well fitting to the character. I do wonder if they will bring his sexuality up again in future episodes. The rest of the subplots were ok. Joe Dimaggio one felt a little pointless but I learned what dunking a donut meant for the first time. Jerry was very unaware in this episode and the masseuse was rightfully frightened. These characters are supposed to have many negative traits but I haven't noticed them much until now. Perhaps I relate to them more because I have negative traits.
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9/10
Kramer: Yeah, you know kids, they can be very perceptive.
bombersflyup7 February 2022
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The Note is about things going awry when Jerry, George and Elaine get free physical therapy.

A good episode with a classic George moment, but it's not sustained throughout. Alexander's terrific, though it's pretty much the only worthwhile plot. Has its own little DiMaggio tune and Jerry and Elaine back as just friends. George's reasoning's sound, if it's not for a legit pain or work related and solely to feel good and you can't enjoy it, why get it? Like Jerry says in his standup which is quite weak here, George went along with it because he had weak sales resistance, he should've just pulled out. The guest appearances aren't great.

Jerry: What do you think the worst part of being blind would be? I think it would be not being able to tell if there was bugs in my food.

Jerry: Maybe it's time you got a different hobby.
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10/10
"I think it moved."
MaxBorg8914 February 2008
The protagonist is suspected of being a child molester, while his best friend might be homosexual. In any other sitcom made in the early '90s, such a premise would have been greeted with loud boos. But since we're talking about Seinfeld, the insane pitches in question are nothing more than an exquisitely witty start for the celebrated show's third season.

That said, one might wonder how on Earth Jerry might be suspected of something that serious? It's quite simple, actually: he made a few remarks to his physical therapist about a boy who was kidnapped in Pennsylvania, and given the female doctor has a young son of her own she doesn't feel very comfortable around the comedian anymore. As for George, he attempts to get a free massage, only to be taken care of by a man, an event which causes him to question his sexual preferences. Oh, and Kramer claims he saw Joe DiMaggio in a coffee shop.

The Note features some genuinely memorable Seinfeld moments, as always when the script is signed by Larry David. In fact, the whole child kidnapper story arc might have served as inspiration for the bit in Curb Your Enthusiasm where a little girl yells about Larry having "something hard in his pants" (yeah, a bottle of water). The funniest scenes, however, are all George-centric, especially the excruciatingly hilarious scene where he describes the massage he received and says: "I think it moved.". That line, which even got spoofed in Season 4, is George Costanza at his purest: insecure, whining and irresistibly pathetic. Enough said.
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The Note is a true classic Seinfeld episode, and one of my favorites, George is hysterically funny in this one!
callanvass5 March 2006
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*plot*. This time around Jerry inadvertently makes some comments about a kid, that got kidnapped in Pennsylvania, and that gets the physical therapist Julianna paranoid about her kid, while George worries that men may turn him on, while Kramer notices Joe DiMaggio in dinky donuts.

The Note is a true classic Seinfeld episode, and one of my favorites, George is hysterically funny in this one!. I simply loved the story for this one, and the opening with the physical therapist Julianna getting paranoid that Jerry is some psycho, because he talked about a kid that got abducted in Pennsylvania, is just hilarious, plus it's well written by Larry David. Tom Cherones does a great job of directing, and George's reactions when Ray is giving him the massage, are a riot, plus Jerry's opening stand up about how doctors all can't be the best was really funny. This episode just has so many classic moments, and the ending to this was great, plus the Seinfeld characters have fully developed at this point. It's extremely well made, and Terri Hanauer(Julianna) and Jeff Lester are both fantastic in there hilarious roles, plus, I'm glad they didn't keep the new music they had at that point, as it was terrible. The Note is a true classic Seinfeld episode, and one of my favorites, George is hysterically funny in this one. ***** out of 5

Favorite quotes.

George: I can't get a massage from a man. Elaine: Why not?. George: What are you crazy?, I can't have a man touching me, switch me. Elaine: No I don't want the man either. George: What's the difference your a woman, their supposed to be touching you. Elaine: He'd just be touching your back. George: He'd just be touching your back too. Elaine: No it could get sexual. George: I know!, that's the point, if it's gonna get sexual, it should get sexual with you. Elaine: I wouldn't be comfortable. George: I would?. George: What if something happens?. Elaine: Oh, what could happen?. George: What if it felt good. Elaine: It's supposed to feel good. George: I don't want it to feel good. Elaine: Then why get the massage. George: Exactly!.

*George in jerry's apartment after massage treatment*. Jerry: What's with you?. George: A.... Jerry: Yes A....George A man gave me... Jerry: Yes A man gave you... George: A Man gave me a massage. Jerry: So?. George: So he had his hands and he was... Jerry: He was what?!. George: He was touching and rubbing. Jerry: That's a massage. George: Then I took my pants off. Jerry: You took your pants off?. George: For my hamstring. Jerry: Oh. George: He got about two inches from there *points down below*. Jerry: Really?. George: I think it moved. Jerry: It moved?. George: It may have moved, I don't know. Jerry: I'm sure it didn't move. George: It moved!, it was imperceptible, but I felt it. Jerry: Maybe it just wanted to switch positions, you know shift to the other side.

George: I don't even like to use urinals, always been a stall man.

*Holyfield poster segment*. Roy(Lloyd): Holyfield,he's a good friend of one of my patients, he's got a hell of a body, Doesen't he?. George: How should I know?. Roy: Do you like him?. George: What do you mean like him?. Roy: Do you like him?. George: Well, I mean he's a good fighter and a nice guy, but I don't like him. Roy: How come you don't like him?. George: Why should I?. Jerry: What is the matter with you?. George: Nothing why?, you think something's wrong, am I different?.

George: Men have been popping into my sexual fantasies, all of a sudden I'm in the middle. Elaine Of what?. George: (gives the look). George: And a guy will appear from out of nowhere, I said what do you want?, get out of here, you don't belong here. Elaine: What do they do?. George: They talk back, they say hey George, how's it going?, I said get the hell out of here!.

*George* referring to Joe DiMaggio. George: You see now that is a handsome man.
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10/10
That's why we still remeber Seinfeld
marco_markz27 December 2021
What better way to start with season 3 if not with one of the best episodes of the entire show.

The themes were child molestation, homophobia and insurance fraud. And how this can end up in such an amazing episode? That's the talent that lead this show to be one of the best shows ever.
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10/10
I wouldn't either.
ThunderKing627 August 2023
An episode about getting a massage

August 27th 2023rd

What was this episode of Seinfeld about?: George gets a massage from a man

Elaine got a massage too.

Jerry gets a dentist in trouble

Kramer, off-screen, see's Joe DiMaggio eating a donut. Oh My!!

The story and the production overview: A fine like wine episode. Its funny, simple and fun. George's scene was amazing.

Highlight: "I think it moved"... Kramer looking back at George after saying something about being a stall guy.

Villain: Massage therapist for freaking out on Jerry for no reason.

Laugh meter: 10.

Overall: Great little episode

What can be learned?: Governments don't play with their money.

Verdict: Raymond!
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8/10
Getting it right
juanmaffeo3 June 2016
This marks the beginning of the third season and the first solid one. On this season the Seinfeld staff starts developing the style they'll master by season 4.

Two main story lines here. Jerry having trouble with his two doctors and George getting a massage from a man and questioning his sexuality. This is the beginning of the whole homophobic thing that went on in the series (notable episode "The Outing"). Elaine and Kramer don't actually have a story line so this episode might never hit Classic level. Nevertheless, everything about George's story is.

Also, as most of the episodes of season 3, the pace is quite slow.
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10/10
It moved
bevo-1367817 June 2020
I like the bit where George got a little bit excited during the massage
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9/10
Really Bad Taste...But Great
Hitchcoc30 January 2022
The beginning scene where Jerry terrifies his massage therapist with small talk, making himself appear a danger to her is really funny. It works because he is looking at the camera and can't see her expressions as he rattles on. George's reaction to the male masseuse is hilarious as well. And finally, the cheapskate efforts to get insurance to cover their sessions, getting their dentist in trouble, tops it off. And then, of course, there's Kramer.
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6/10
Season 3 Kicks Off in high gear!
Antoine_Bugleboy7 December 2006
Single Favorite Line: (George, in a brilliant non-sequitur) "I don't even like to use urinals - I've always been a Stall Man"

Notable Guest Stars: Jeff Lester (as Raymond, the masseur), Ralph Bruneau (as the dentist)

Memorable Exchange: Raymond (giving George his massage): "How did you hurt this?" - George (growing increasingly uncomfortable and discombobulated): "I don't know." - R: "You don't know?" - G: "No." - R: "But you just told me-" - G: "-What?" - R: "The hamstring" - G: "-Korea" - R: "You hurt it in Korea?" - G:"What?" - R:"The hamstring" - G: "Korea" - R: "How" - G: "Hamstring" - R: "How did you hurt the hamstring?" - G: "H-h-h-ho-tel"

Key Topics: *Homosexuality *Massage *Missing Children *Dental Ethics *Sporting Men *Masturbation *Donut Dunking

Part I Didn't Like: Jerry's masseuse is irrationally scared he will snatch her little boy, merely because he mentions a missing kid case.

Extra Nice Touch: The classic tune ' Joltin' Joe DiMaggio', plays at end credits.

6 of 10 --holds up to multiple viewings.
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3/10
Still wallowing at this early stage
dlynch84318 December 2019
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I'm a big Seinfeld fan---the writing was unbelievably good--but I can't agree with the other good reviews here. This was a terrible episode, starting with Jerry's obnoxiously thoughtless 'chat' with the masseuse --a terrible premise to start a sit-com episode. (the writers can't excuse a bad idea by having a character calling it 'stupid' over and over). And George's discomfort with having a male masseuse just comes off as dumb--even back then. I can imagine a person who never gave 'Seinfeld' a try back then, watching this ep for the first time and saying 'Who the hell wants to follow the lives of these idiots?' A rare misfire in a great series.
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Worried about being gay
vivianla18 February 2022
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Jerry says everyone says their doc is the best. Where are the worst? The ones who graduated last?

Jerry tells Elaine and George he got a massage covered by his insurance as it is shown as for physical therapy. They decide to go get the massage as well. George is paired with a man named Raymond who he doesn't want because he doesn't want to be touched by a man. He fears he might become sexual. If he touches Elaine though it is okay. Elaine doesn't want the man though.

During the massage Raymond tells George to take off his pants. He continues to massage his hamstring.

Back at Jerry's, George explains what happened and that he had to take his pants off. He thinks he had a movement in his crotch area which means he had a gay moment. Kramer comes in saying he saw Joe DiMaggio. George says he is a stall guy, never felt comfortable using urinals.

Jerry and George go see Jerry's dentist who agrees to write three notes for physical therapy. Elaine is told and she says she got a note from her gynaecologist already.

Jerry goes to the massage place to try to explain to his physical therapist who is now avoiding him due to his comments on a child abduction.

Jerry says in his comedy show heterosexual men worry about being gay. Any indication of it is a worry to them.
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