Demond Wilson: Lamont Sanford

Quotes 

• Fred G. Sanford : [In the kitchen checking on the rump roast while Donna and Osgood dance in the living room]  They ain't doin' nothin' but dancing.

  Lamont Sanford : Uh-huh. All I know is he's the dude with the dame and you're the chump with the rump.

• Osgood Wilcox : [Addressing Fred]  I did 30 push-ups, 50 sit-ups, and jogged three miles this morning before breakfast. What did you do?

  Lamont Sanford : He read Dear Abby, stood up too fast and almost fainted.