Roscoe Lee Browne: Osgood Wilcox

Quotes 

• Osgood Wilcox : Well, now, I think it only fair to warn you I'm quite skilled at karate.

  [Demonstrates karate chops and a kick] 

  Osgood Wilcox : HWAH! HWAH! SHAH!

  Fred G. Sanford : This nigga's crazy!

• Osgood Wilcox : White wine. Nothing like white wine. White wine should be drunk young.

  Fred G. Sanford : Yeah, I was drunk when I was young.

• Osgood Wilcox : [Addressing Fred]  I did 30 push-ups, 50 sit-ups, and jogged three miles this morning before breakfast. What did you do?

  Lamont Sanford : He read Dear Abby, stood up too fast and almost fainted.