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Rimmer : [pretending to be interested in art to impress Legion] Now, this 3-demensional sculpture in particular is quite exquisite. Its simplicity, its bold, stark lines. Pray, what do you call it?
Legion : The light switch.
Rimmer : The light switch?
Legion : Yes.
Rimmer : I couldn't buy it, then?
Legion : Not really. I need it to turn the lights on and off.
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Kryten : But this is insane. Hurting us is hurting yourself. Our pain is your pain.
Legion : Kryten, you forget. Not only do I possess your combined intellects and memories, I also share the sum of your malice and rage and anger, magnified many times. I'm capable of quite insanely irrational behaviour. Watch.
[Legion stabs himself in the hand. The others all feel pain in their hands]
Legion : The next hint of insurrection, and the scalpel ends up...
[he points it at his groin]
Legion : Here.
Kryten : Legion, that kind of tough talk doesn't scare us.
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Rimmer : Legion - may I be frank? It's not often we meet an individual who we feel could improve our already pretty-damn-fine top notch team. But in you, we feel we have. In all our travels we have met precisely 31 individuals - three one. And we've never felt moved to invite a single one to join our crew. True, most of them wanted in some way to suck out our brains... or erase us from history altogether. But nevertheless they still weren't what we would consider "the right stuff". We feel that you are different. We feel that you, like us, have the courage and the dignity it takes to make it... as a Dwarfer.
Legion : Mr. Rimmer, I am moved by the eloquence of your invitation - but it is quite impossible for me to leave the confines of the institute.
Rimmer : It was Lister wasn't it? He put you off.
