Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Legion (1993)

Danny John-Jules: Cat

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Quotes 

• The Cat : Hey, you think I'll buy anything you say, dontcha? Well wrong, buddy! Now get outta here, I gotta keep my eyes skinned for that asteroid shaped like a dancin' moose you told me about yesterday.

• Kryten : But this is insane. Hurting us is hurting yourself. Our pain is your pain.

  Legion : Kryten, you forget. Not only do I possess your combined intellects and memories, I also share the sum of your malice and rage and anger, magnified many times. I'm capable of quite insanely irrational behaviour. Watch.

  [Legion stabs himself in the hand. The others all feel pain in their hands] 

  Legion : The next hint of insurrection, and the scalpel ends up...

  [he points it at his groin] 

  Legion : Here.

  Kryten : Legion, that kind of tough talk doesn't scare us.

  Rimmer , Lister , The Cat : Yes, it does!

• The Cat : What the hell is all this down my chair? Peanuts?

  Lister : No, I've been trimming my veruccas.

  The Cat : You have personal habits that would make a monkey blush.

  Lister : You really think I'm that psychotically disgusting, don't you? They're peanuts, OK?

  The Cat : Real peanuts?

  Lister : Yeah.

  The Cat : [eats the peanuts]  Where'd you get them?

  Lister : I got them a couple of months back. I found them in the dead Captain's old donkey jacket.

  [The Cat feels sick] 

  Lister : Don't look at me like that. You enjoyed that Mint Imperial, didn't you?

  The Cat : [nods]  Where did you get that?

  Lister : He was sucking that when he got shot. I had to prise his jaws open with a car jack.

• The Cat : [faced with the ship being destroyed]  We're deader than tank tops!

• Cat : Who is this johnny? And why is he so keen on keeping us happy?

  Kryten : Is it possible our well-being is in someway linked to his own?

  Lister : What, like he's feeding off our emotions?

  Kryten : Remember when we arrived the scans recorded no life signs, is it possible that our very presence here has in someway inadvertently awoken him?

• Cat : [Deleted dialogue]  Who is this dude? Some kind of zoo type, weird person collector?

  Rimmer : My thoughts exactly. We must face the possibility that we may soon be led out of here, and forced to mate with a variety of strange colored, voluptuous alien women.

  Cat : Is that really possible?

  Rimmer : It is if prayers are ever answered.