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Lister : When I finally get round to writing my Good Psycho guide, this place is gonna get raves. Accommodation: Excellent. Food: First class. Resident nutter: Courteous and considerate. Psycho rating's got to be four and a half chainsaws, highly recommendable.
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Kryten : But this is insane. Hurting us is hurting yourself. Our pain is your pain.
Legion : Kryten, you forget. Not only do I possess your combined intellects and memories, I also share the sum of your malice and rage and anger, magnified many times. I'm capable of quite insanely irrational behaviour. Watch.
[Legion stabs himself in the hand. The others all feel pain in their hands]
Legion : The next hint of insurrection, and the scalpel ends up...
[he points it at his groin]
Legion : Here.
Kryten : Legion, that kind of tough talk doesn't scare us.
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Kryten : Sir? May I recommend I load myself into the reverse-thrust tubes and you use my body as decoy-fodder? This will, of course leave me splattered across deep space and unable to complete today's laundry, for which I apologize in advance.
Rimmer : Kryten, stop your blathering and get in the damn tube.
Lister : Kryten, sit down. I'm not doing me own smeggin' ironing.
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The Cat : What the hell is all this down my chair? Peanuts?
Lister : No, I've been trimming my veruccas.
The Cat : You have personal habits that would make a monkey blush.
Lister : You really think I'm that psychotically disgusting, don't you? They're peanuts, OK?
The Cat : Real peanuts?
Lister : Yeah.
The Cat : [eats the peanuts] Where'd you get them?
Lister : I got them a couple of months back. I found them in the dead Captain's old donkey jacket.
[The Cat feels sick]
Lister : Don't look at me like that. You enjoyed that Mint Imperial, didn't you?
The Cat : [nods] Where did you get that?
Lister : He was sucking that when he got shot. I had to prise his jaws open with a car jack.
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Cat : Who is this johnny? And why is he so keen on keeping us happy?
Kryten : Is it possible our well-being is in someway linked to his own?
Lister : What, like he's feeding off our emotions?
Kryten : Remember when we arrived the scans recorded no life signs, is it possible that our very presence here has in someway inadvertently awoken him?