My Family (TV Series)

The Last Supper (2001)

Andy Greenhalgh: Priest

Quotes 

• Priest : You can't argue someone to death.

  Susan : Yes, you can.

  Priest : No, you can't.

  Susan : Well, that's your opinion!

  Priest : Yes, it is.

  Susan : Well, you're wrong!

  Priest : In God's eyes, you're not guilty.

  Susan : Oh, what does He Know?

• Priest : Welcome.

  Susan : Oh, hello! How are you?

  Priest : I'm fine. When was your last confession?

  Susan : I'm a little new to this. Forgive me.

  Priest : Alright.

  Susan : Well, that was easy!

• Priest : Shall we just get right to the confessions, then?

  Susan : Right. Right. To be honest, I... I'm not sure how this works. I've seen films...

  Priest : Well, you tell me your sins and I give you a penance. For instance, have you taken the Lord's name in vain or had any impure thoughts?

  Susan : Of course, but that's not why I'm here!

• Susan : I killed a man.

  Priest : Really?

  Susan : That is a sin, right?

  Priest : Yes! One of the biggest!

  Susan : I didn't mean to do it!

  Priest : No, no, of course not!

  Susan : You see, my boss and I were having this... healthy debate about his new company policies...

  Priest : [Excited]  Yes! Yes! Go on!

  Susan : ...all of them completely idiotic! Anyway, things got out of hand...

  Priest : [Excited]  Ooh!

  Susan : ...we had an argument and...

  Priest : And?

  Susan : ...he had a heart attack!

  Priest : [Disappointed]  That's it?