My Family (TV Series)

Death Takes a Policy (2000)

Daisy Donovan: Brigitte McKay

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• Brigitte McKay : [Reads newspaper]  It says here 'a woman gives birth to 10lb alien'. Do you believe that?

  Susan Harper : Trust me, from the moment they pop out, they're all aliens.

• Brigitte McKay : I'm not sure he's much of a people person, your husband.

  Susan Harper : No, but great legs!

• Brigitte McKay : Much as I've come to admire you, Mr H - actually, 'admire' is a bit too strong a word - you are missing the big picture.

  Ben Harper : No. Small man; small business; no room for big picture.

  Nick Harper : No, I think she's right, dad. I mean, a good life insurance policy...

  Brigitte McKay : Oh, no, I'm not talking petit bourgeois life insurance. Mmhmm. I am talking The Great Mandala.

  Nick Harper : What, the South African bloke with the batty ex-wife?

  Brigitte McKay : No, the mystic wheel of truth where all truth is found.

  Nick Harper : Looks like you picked another winner here, dad!

  Brigitte McKay : According to The Great Mandala, everything - life, death, the whole shebang - is all interconnected through an infinite web of relationships. OK, you with me? People, for example, eat chops; which come from cows; which are raised in Scotland; which during the War of the Austrian Succession was supported by the French; who cook with absolutely loads of garlic; which repels vampires who suck the blood out of whom?

  Patient : Bats?

  Brigitte McKay : No. People - who eat chops! Voila! Le circle et complait!

  Ben Harper : [pause]  Brigitte, erm... chops come from pigs and sheep, not cows.