My Family (TV Series)
Death Takes a Policy (2000)
Daniela Denby-Ashe: Janey Harper
Quotes
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Susan Harper : Why is no-one eating?
Janey Harper : The peas look burned.
Susan Harper : But they're not. They're crispy-crunchy. There are many countries where crispy-crunchy peas are a delicacy.
Janey Harper : Name one.
Susan Harper : Zamboni.
Janey Harper : You just made that up
Susan Harper : Prove it! Bon appetit.
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Janey Harper : So, dad, you think I can have one, don't you?
Ben Harper : What? A water bra? A bra with water? I mean, considering most of your mates have pins in every available appendage, I would have thought that was a dodgy piece of attire!
Janey Harper : So, is that a 'yes'?
Ben Harper : It's a 'no comment'.
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Nick Harper : [about his girlfriend] Anyway, I really like her and I want you to meet her. So can I bring her round?
Susan Harper : For dinner?
Janey Harper : Not if he likes her.
Nick Harper : No, I will stop for a quick chat about her future and the small way dad can help with her career.
Ben Harper : What? She wants to be a dentist?
Nick Harper : Hehe! Right, like I'd go out with a dentist!