The Monkees (TV Series)

The Prince and the Paupers (1967)

Joe Higgins: Max

Quotes 

• Count Myron : Now, in a few minutes, Miss Wendy Forsyth will arive to meet the prince. Somehow she took a liking to him when they met on the Riviera.

  Max : But sire, they might marry!

  Count Myron : I don't think so. I told her that he was sly, malicious, a pathological liar, and a sadist.

  Max : Yes, but what did you tell her was *wrong* with him?

• Max : Poison?

  The Chemist : Well, it ain't French dressing.