The Monkees (TV Series)

The Prince and the Paupers (1967)

Oscar Beregi Jr.: Count Myron

Quotes 

• Count Myron : Throw the Prince into the dungeon.

  Prince Ludlow of Peruvia : Wait! There's been something I wanted to tell you for a long time, Count Myron. You're a pompous windbag, a funk, and a pony!

  Micky : A funk and a pony?

• Count Myron : While the people admire me, love me, and esteem me, they do not trust me.

• Count Myron : Now, in a few minutes, Miss Wendy Forsyth will arive to meet the prince. Somehow she took a liking to him when they met on the Riviera.

  Max : But sire, they might marry!

  Count Myron : I don't think so. I told her that he was sly, malicious, a pathological liar, and a sadist.

  Max : Yes, but what did you tell her was *wrong* with him?