M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Love and Marriage (1975)

Soon-Tek Oh: Mr. Kwang

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Quotes 

• Mr. Kwang : Two soldiers jumped out of a truck and threw me into the back. At that moment, I realized I had volunteered.

  Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre : Yeah, we've heard a lot about those draft board trucks.

  Hawkeye : They get about 22 recruits to the gallon. Eliminates the suspense of wondering if you can pass the physical.

• Mr. Kwang : I'm going to be a father!

  Hawkeye : Good, You can hand out cigars to the firing squad.