Home Improvement (TV Series)

Love's Labor Lost: Part 1 (1999)

Patricia Richardson: Jill Taylor

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• Jill Taylor : I wish my mother lived nearer. She'd be good to have around right now.

  Tim Taylor : You've had way too much Demerol, my friend. Your mom drives you crazy when you're sick.

  Jill Taylor : Well, that's just about little things, you know? But this is big. She's good with big.

• Tim Taylor : [after discovering that Jill needs to have a hysterectomy]  Well, how will having no uterus affect her? Will we have to get her a special dog?

  Dr. Lloyd Fields : [to Jill]  He is joking, right?

  Jill Taylor : You can't be sure 100% of the time.

• Jill Taylor : [to Dr. Fields]  You're just talking about a partial hysterectomy, right? Not a total?

  Tim Taylor : There... there is a "totalrectomy"?

  Dr. Lloyd Fields : Well, sometimes we also have to do an oophorectomy.

  Tim Taylor : Where you remove her "oophs"?

• Jill Taylor : [to Dr. Fields]  If you take my ovaries, then that's gonna throw me into early menopause. I'm really... I am not ready for hot flashes and mood swings.

  [to Tim] 

  Jill Taylor : I know you're not.

  Dr. Lloyd Fields : Jill, at this point, I see no reason that I'd have to take your ovaries, but we can't be sure until we get in there.

  Tim Taylor : Until "we" get in there? How many people are going in and how long are they staying?

• Jill Taylor : How long do I have to be in the hospital?

  Dr. Lloyd Fields : About three days.

  Tim Taylor : I've got a question. Why do those maxi pads need wings?

• Tim Taylor : Don't worry about me. I'm in the hospital. I've got more friends here than anywhere else.

  Jill Taylor : That's true.