Green Acres (TV Series)

The Day of Decision (1966)

Pat Buttram: Mr. Haney

Quotes 

• Eustace Charleton Haney : [plucking a chicken to determine if Lisa will stay or go]  She won't. She will. I've gotten some pretty accurate predictions pluckin'.

• Eustace Charleton Haney : To this day, I can't look at a de-feathered chicken without thinking of my wife.