Get Smart (TV Series)

The Not-So-Great Escape: Part 2 (1969)

Bernie Kopell: Siegfried

Quotes 

• Siegfried : Starker?

  Starker : Ja?

  Siegfried : Why did the dogs run away?

  Starker : They didn't like the food.

  Siegfried : What did you feed them?

  Starker : The same thing we feed the prisoners.

  Siegfried : [shouting]  You fed that to the dogs?

  Starker : Ja, why?

  Siegfried : You stupid! You could have made them sick!

• Siegfried : When they get here and find we are running a prisoner of war camp without a license, we'll be arrested.

• Siegfried : [hits Shtarker over the head]  We don't tic-tac-toe here!

  Starker : Sorry, Siegfried, I couldn't resist.