The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice (1963)

Richard Deacon: Mel Cooley

Quotes 

• Mel Cooley : Rob, may I disturb you for a minute?

  Buddy Sorrell : A minute with you disturbs me for a month.

• Mel Cooley : Now, Sally, you know Alan insists that the heads of his creative staff be at all those meetings.

  Buddy Sorrell : How come he lets YOU in? Your head isn't creative enough to grow hair.

• Mel Cooley : Uh, if you want me, you'll know where to find me.

  Buddy Sorrell : Oh, are you going back under that rock?