The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice (1963)

Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie

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Quotes 

• Laura Petrie : Now look, if you're not gonna pick up those children, then I'm just gonna have to.

  Millie Helper : Okay, I'll go, but you're mean. I'm not gonna tell you another thing I swore not to.

• Rob Petrie : You ready, Laura?

  Laura Petrie : [pointedly]  Well, we did drive all the way up. And you ARE missing a morning's work.

  Judge Krata : A morning's work?

  Laura Petrie : Oh, yes. Uh, my husband's a very important man, very busy at the office. Can't do with out him. I'm very grateful he's giving me THIS much time.

  Judge Krata : Are you sure you don't wanna think this over and come back another time?

  Rob Petrie : [pointedly]  Oh, no, no. We've GOT to go through with it. She promised to many of our neighbors we were getting married today.

  Laura Petrie : [through clenched teeth]  I didn't tell.

  Rob Petrie : [through clenched teeth]  Don't hand me that.