The Darling Buds of May (TV Series)

The Happiest Days of Your Life: Part 1 (1993)

Stephanie Ralph: Victoria

Quotes 

• Victoria : [as Primrose serves tea to intended beau, taunting her, in posh accent]  Oh, Anthony, darling, do have a digestive biscuit with me!

  Primrose : Clear off, Victoria!

  [to Anthony:] 

  Primrose : She's such a child.

• Primrose : [at dinner table]  I said, I don't want a birthday party.

  Sidney Charles 'Pop' Larkin : Oh, come on, Primrose, you've got to have a knees-up on your sixteenth birthday. It's a big day in a young girl's life, isn't it, Ma?

  [Ma nods] 

  Sidney Charles 'Pop' Larkin : I mean, you know, when you're sixteen, you can do all sorts of things.

  [Ma gives him a look reminding him he's on dangerous territory] 

  Sidney Charles 'Pop' Larkin : Well, you know, you can, uh, you can, uh... you... you can... uhm...

  [Ma raises her eyebrows] 

  Sidney Charles 'Pop' Larkin : well, you...

  [clears throat] 

  Sidney Charles 'Pop' Larkin : You... you can get married if you want to, eh?

  Victoria : [cheeky]  Tony had better watch his step then.

  Primrose : [snaps]  Shut up, Victoria!

  Sidney Charles 'Pop' Larkin : Come on, Primrose. You'll be a big girl.

  Primrose : Fine.

  [puts down her cutlery, rises from table] 

  Primrose : Then, as a so-called big girl, I can exercise my right not to have a stupid party.

  Sidney Charles 'Pop' Larkin : [Primrose storms off]  Wha-? Hey, Primrose! Now come...

  [stammers] 

  Sidney Charles 'Pop' Larkin : What did I say now?

  Ma Larkin : [wisely]  Primrose don't wanna be a big girl, dear. She wants to be a young lady.

  [Victoria scoffs] 

  Sidney Charles 'Pop' Larkin : [as Primrose's upstairs bedroom door slams, scoffs:]  Women!