Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Prophecy Girl (1997)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

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• Buffy Summers : [after he asks her out to the dance]  Xander, you're one of my best friends. You and Willow.

  Xander Harris : Well, Willow's not looking to date you. Or if she is, she's playing it pretty close to the chest.

• Xander Harris : How could you let her go?

  Rupert Giles : As the soon to be purple area on my jaw will attest, I did not *let* her go.

• Buffy Summers : Oh, sorry. It's just... been a really weird day.

  Xander Harris : Yeah. Buffy died and everything.

  Willow Rosenberg : Wow. Harsh.

  Rupert Giles : I should've known that wouldn't stop you.

• Xander Harris : You were looking at my neck.

  Angel : What?

  Xander Harris : You were checking out my neck. I saw that.

  Angel : No, I wasn't.

  Xander Harris : Just keep your distance, pal.

  Angel : I wasn't looking at your neck.

  Xander Harris : I told you to eat before we left.

• Xander Harris : How can I say this clearly?

  [holds up cross] 

  Xander Harris : I don't like you. At the end of the day, I pretty much think you're a vampire... but Buffy's got this big old yen for ya. She thinks you're a real person. And right now I need you to prove her right.

  Angel : You're in love with her.

  Xander Harris : Aren't you?

• Xander Harris : I'm sorry. Calm may work for Locutus of the Borg here, but I'm freaked out, and I intend to stay that way.

• Jenny Calendar : Uh, I'm sorry to bring this up, but we also have an apocalypse to worry about?

  Xander Harris : Do you mind?

  Willow Rosenberg : How come she's in the club?

• Willow Rosenberg : I'm sorry it didn't work out for you. I'll see you on Monday.

  [she leaves] 

  Xander Harris : [to himself]  That's okay. I don't wanna go. I'm just gonna go home, lie down, and listen to country music, the music of pain.

• Angel : She's not breathing.

  Xander Harris : But if she drowned, uh, there's a shot. CPR.

  Angel : You have to do it. I have no breath.

• Willow Rosenberg : How'd it go?

  Xander Harris : On a scale of 1 to 10? It sucked.

• [first lines] 

  Xander Harris : You know how I feel about you. It's, uh, pretty obvious, isn't it? There's never been anyone else for me but you... And we're good friends, and it's time to take the next step. Would you, um... date me? Oh, that's good. "Date me." It's terrible, right?

  Willow Rosenberg : Huh?... Oh, no, well, yes. "Date me" is silly.