Black Books (TV Series)

The Fixer (2002)

Dylan Moran: Bernard Black

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Quotes 

• Bernard : I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all.

• Bernard : You can find work and sort your life out anytime. The pub closes in five hours.

• Bernard : You think you're a gangster?

  Manny : I'm known in all the boroughs.

• Bernard : He's a midget. A tiny midget.

  Manny : What if he overheard?

  Bernard : He won't. His ears are too small.

• Bernard : Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl.

• Bernard : Who's Harry? I don't have a boat!