The Bill (TV Series)
A Dangerous Breed (1984)
Mark Wingett: P.C. Carver
Quotes
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P.C. Carver : [Carver is doing a crossword puzzle] What's a big bird, 5 and 3 ending in T?
W.P.C. Ackland : Er... tit.
P.C. Carver : Eh?
W.P.C. Ackland : Grey tit. Well don't you normally associate that with birds?
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P.C. Carver : [to Litten, after seeing Galloway] What's up with him?
P.C. Litten : Indigestion. Always the same after he's had a big meal.