The Bill (TV Series)

A Dangerous Breed (1984)

Gary Olsen: P.C. Litten

Quotes 

• P.C. Edwards : [Litten is typing up a report on Lord Barstow-Smythe's stolen necklace before Edwards enters the room]  How's it going with the superstars then?

  P.C. Litten : What do you want?

  P.C. Edwards : There's a rather nice young lady at the front desk. Says she want's to see the man in charge. Now I told her that Clouseau had gone home I did, but his assistant I said, he's something else and your in luck, because he's working late.

  P.C. Litten : [Litten sticks two fingers up at Edwards and Edwards chuckles. Stressed, Litten scrunches up the piece of paper and throws it]  Ah, shit!

  P.C. Edwards : Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. You'll soon be back on the beat, boy.

  [Edwards picks up the scrunched up piece of paper that Litten threw and puts it in the bin before leaving the room] 

• P.C. Litten : How do you spell that then, guv?

  Lord Barstow-Smythe : Spell what?

  P.C. Litten : Objet, whatchamacallit?

  Lord Barstow-Smythe : Objet d'art.

• P.C. Carver : [to Litten, after seeing Galloway]  What's up with him?

  P.C. Litten : Indigestion. Always the same after he's had a big meal.

• P.C. Litten : [takes a packet of cigarettes from a cigarette vending machine, and looks at it]  Blimey. If my mum sees that, she'll kill me.