Transformers: Cybertron (2005)
Louis Chirillo: Ransack
Quotes
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Crumplezone : This guy is a really wide load.
Ransack : A little missile from behind ought to get things moving. Cyberkey Power!
Red Alert : Oh, no, you don't. Cyberkey Power. Acivate weapons. Desist with any plans to attack that vehicle.
Landmine : If you don't there won't be enough left of you pave the sidewalk.
Ransack : We wasn't going to attack.
Crumplezone : We don't want no trouble, honest. Just go on past.
Ransack : And we'll shoot you from behind.
[Ransack shoots Landmine and Red Alert from behind]
Ransack : Hey, Crumplezone, smoke it.
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Backstop : [chuckling at Undermine and Brimstone] I may be getting old but I'm more than a match for you two.
Crumplezone : Hey he's pretty cocky for an old dude.
Ransack : Yeah, we should teach him a lesson.
Scourge : [shouting] Let him pass. Backstop, my old teacher. To what do I owe this visit?
Backstop : I come with a message.
Scourge : From whom?
Backstop : Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots, wishes to challenge you at a time and place of your convenience.
Crumplezone : Really? Why didn't he fight this morning? I find that to be really convenient.
Ransack : Maybe he'll argue with his left arm.
[all laugh]
Scourge : [shouts] Silence! Tell me something, teacher. Why does Optimus Prime fight?
Backstop : He fights for his people and to protect his homeworld. I once knew someone who said he fought for those things. I guess it's easy to lose sight of what's really important.
Crumplezone : Hey, he can't talk to Scourge that way.
Scourge : Let him pass.
Backstop : Let us know your decision.
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Crumplezone : Hey, nobody talks to Megatron like that!
Ransack : Maybe we should teach him a lesson.
Optimus Prime : What was that?
Crumplezone , Ransack : [cowering behind a boulder] Nothing, sir.
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Ransack : We're the terrible twosome
Crumplezone : We're the masters of disaster.
Ransack : The Barons of Bad
Crumplezone : The Dukes of Doom
Ransack , Crumplezone : We're the villains from Velocitron.
[Jolt Grunting]
Ransack , Crumplezone : Wait we're not done.
Ransack , Crumplezone : I'm Crumplezone and this is my partner Ransack. How's that for an entrance?
Optimus Prime : It stinks.
Metroplex : If it's a beatdown you're after then I'll be more than happy to oblige.
[Metroplex goes after Ransack and Crumplezone with his axe. They jump out of the way]
Ransack : You're too slow there wide load.
Crumplezone : Bouncy Bouncy. Whoopsie daisy.
[Ransack and Crumplezone play a game of pass the minicon]
Jolt : Hey cut it out you guys. I can't fly with this data pack on my back.
[Jolt screams wildly]
Ransack : Stop squirmin.
Optimus Prime : We've got to put a stop to this.
Ransack : So start shooting tough guy.
Optimus Prime : Blast! They know we can't shoot back or we'd risk hitting Jolt.
Bud : What can I do to help them? Oh snap.
[Over communicator]
Bud : Coby can you hear me?
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Crumplezone : A friend of yours? I'm sorry, I didn't know.
Jolt : Wow, Optimus, am I ever glad to see you. Whoah!
[screams]
Optimus Prime : Jolt!
Crumplezone : Whoopsie, he must have slipped.
Ransack : You'd better go and rescue your friend, big guy.
Evac : Hey, look who I caught. I ought to go fishing here more often.
Jolt : Eeew! I need a vacation.
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Ransack : You bored yet?
Crumplezone : Heck no!
[Ransack and Crumplezone shoot at the ceiling]
Crumplezone : Hey, look, the sky is falling.
Optimus Prime : Sheesh!
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Ransack , Crumplezone : Woah! Still too slow, wide load.
Coby : All right you two. Drop the Minicon.
Ransack , Crumplezone : Huh? Who's that?
Coby : It's me!
Ransack , Crumplezone : Megatron?
Coby : No, you blockheads. I'm Coby Hanson of Earth.
Crumplezone : Is that a scrapmetal? I hate those things.
Ransack : I think the kid is inside.
Crumplezone : Oh, I didn't know that.
Coby : Okay, here it goes. Cobybot Transform!
[Ctransforms the scrapmetal into a robot]
Coby : Iron Rocky Moutain Ball!
Crumplezone : What is that?
Ransack : I don't know?
[ball splits in half and spills concrete at Ransack and Crumplezone's feet]
Ransack : Is that all you've got?
Ransack , Crumplezone : Coby is a weenie! Coby is a weenie! Hey, I can't move.
Coby : Okay, Optimus. They're all yours.
Optimus Prime : Coby, what is that stuff?
Coby : Just some of Quickmix's quick-drying cement. Those two aren't going anywhere.
Optimus Prime : Nicely done, Coby.
Vector Prime : Indeed.
Metroplex : Aye!