Transformers: Cybertron (2005)

Mark Acheson: Crumplezone

Quotes 

• Crumplezone : This guy is a really wide load.

  Ransack : A little missile from behind ought to get things moving. Cyberkey Power!

  Red Alert : Oh, no, you don't. Cyberkey Power. Acivate weapons. Desist with any plans to attack that vehicle.

  Landmine : If you don't there won't be enough left of you pave the sidewalk.

  Ransack : We wasn't going to attack.

  Crumplezone : We don't want no trouble, honest. Just go on past.

  Ransack : And we'll shoot you from behind.

  [Ransack shoots Landmine and Red Alert from behind] 

  Ransack : Hey, Crumplezone, smoke it.

• Backstop : [chuckling at Undermine and Brimstone]  I may be getting old but I'm more than a match for you two.

  Crumplezone : Hey he's pretty cocky for an old dude.

  Ransack : Yeah, we should teach him a lesson.

  Scourge : [shouting]  Let him pass. Backstop, my old teacher. To what do I owe this visit?

  Backstop : I come with a message.

  Scourge : From whom?

  Backstop : Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots, wishes to challenge you at a time and place of your convenience.

  Crumplezone : Really? Why didn't he fight this morning? I find that to be really convenient.

  Ransack : Maybe he'll argue with his left arm.

  [all laugh] 

  Scourge : [shouts]  Silence! Tell me something, teacher. Why does Optimus Prime fight?

  Backstop : He fights for his people and to protect his homeworld. I once knew someone who said he fought for those things. I guess it's easy to lose sight of what's really important.

  Crumplezone : Hey, he can't talk to Scourge that way.

  Scourge : Let him pass.

  Backstop : Let us know your decision.

• Crumplezone : Hey, nobody talks to Megatron like that!

  Ransack : Maybe we should teach him a lesson.

  Optimus Prime : What was that?

  Crumplezone , Ransack : [cowering behind a boulder]  Nothing, sir.

• Ransack : We're the terrible twosome

  Crumplezone : We're the masters of disaster.

  Ransack : The Barons of Bad

  Crumplezone : The Dukes of Doom

  Ransack , Crumplezone : We're the villains from Velocitron.

  [Jolt Grunting] 

  Ransack , Crumplezone : Wait we're not done.

  Ransack , Crumplezone : I'm Crumplezone and this is my partner Ransack. How's that for an entrance?

  Optimus Prime : It stinks.

  Metroplex : If it's a beatdown you're after then I'll be more than happy to oblige.

  [Metroplex goes after Ransack and Crumplezone with his axe. They jump out of the way] 

  Ransack : You're too slow there wide load.

  Crumplezone : Bouncy Bouncy. Whoopsie daisy.

  [Ransack and Crumplezone play a game of pass the minicon] 

  Jolt : Hey cut it out you guys. I can't fly with this data pack on my back.

  [Jolt screams wildly] 

  Ransack : Stop squirmin.

  Optimus Prime : We've got to put a stop to this.

  Ransack : So start shooting tough guy.

  Optimus Prime : Blast! They know we can't shoot back or we'd risk hitting Jolt.

  Bud : What can I do to help them? Oh snap.

  [Over communicator] 

  Bud : Coby can you hear me?

• Crumplezone : A friend of yours? I'm sorry, I didn't know.

  Jolt : Wow, Optimus, am I ever glad to see you. Whoah!

  [screams] 

  Optimus Prime : Jolt!

  Crumplezone : Whoopsie, he must have slipped.

  Ransack : You'd better go and rescue your friend, big guy.

  Evac : Hey, look who I caught. I ought to go fishing here more often.

  Jolt : Eeew! I need a vacation.

• Ransack : You bored yet?

  Crumplezone : Heck no!

  [Ransack and Crumplezone shoot at the ceiling] 

  Crumplezone : Hey, look, the sky is falling.

  Optimus Prime : Sheesh!

• Ransack , Crumplezone : Woah! Still too slow, wide load.

  Coby : All right you two. Drop the Minicon.

  Ransack , Crumplezone : Huh? Who's that?

  Coby : It's me!

  Ransack , Crumplezone : Megatron?

  Coby : No, you blockheads. I'm Coby Hanson of Earth.

  Crumplezone : Is that a scrapmetal? I hate those things.

  Ransack : I think the kid is inside.

  Crumplezone : Oh, I didn't know that.

  Coby : Okay, here it goes. Cobybot Transform!

  [Ctransforms the scrapmetal into a robot] 

  Coby : Iron Rocky Moutain Ball!

  Crumplezone : What is that?

  Ransack : I don't know?

  [ball splits in half and spills concrete at Ransack and Crumplezone's feet] 

  Ransack : Is that all you've got?

  Ransack , Crumplezone : Coby is a weenie! Coby is a weenie! Hey, I can't move.

  Coby : Okay, Optimus. They're all yours.

  Optimus Prime : Coby, what is that stuff?

  Coby : Just some of Quickmix's quick-drying cement. Those two aren't going anywhere.

  Optimus Prime : Nicely done, Coby.

  Vector Prime : Indeed.

  Metroplex : Aye!