The Longest Yard (2005)
Michael Irvin: Deacon Moss
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Deacon Moss : [Deacon and Battle pour Gatorade on Warden Hazen] Good game, sir!
Warden Hazen : That's a week in the hotbox!
Joey Battle : Who gives a shit!
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Guard Dunham : [after breaking off a long run, storms up to Megget] That's how a white man runs the football!
Earl Megget : Man, you lucky I ain't on defense. I'd crack you in that egg-ass head of yours!
Guard Dunham : Yeah, but you ain't on defense. Are ya, bitch?
Earl Megget : Switowski! Come here!
[he comes running over]
Earl Megget : You know what he said in the library?
[whispers to Switowski about Dunham calling Malcolm X then "N word", as Switowski's eyes about pop out of his head]
Earl Megget : Yes. Him. Out!
Switowski : [Destroys Dunham with a huge hit on the next play. Everyone gathers around to look at Dunham and sniffs] I think I made-ed him shit himself.
Coach Nate Scarborough : I think he just shit himself.
All Sportswriters : I think he just shit himself.
Stretcher Guy : Good lord, this guy shit himself big time!
Switowski : [jumps up and down celebrating] See! I told you i made-ed him shit himself!
Earl Megget : [as Dunmham is being carted off the field on a stretcher] I'll be sure to send them books to the hospital, pimp!
Deacon Moss : And some diapers!
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Deacon Moss : The only game I'll play with you... is slap the point shaving white boy, til he cries like a baby back bitch.
Cheeseburger Eddy : baby back bitch, baby back bitch, baby back bitch, baby back bitch.
Caretaker : That's a big ass robot
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Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe : [On the last play of the first half] Do you assholes remember that play we practiced in the mud?
Deacon Moss : What are you talking about? That was some schoolyard bullshit!
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe : Yeah, let's try some schoolyard bullshit!
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Deacon Moss : This is baby-back bullshit!