Kicking & Screaming (2005)

Alessandro Ruggiero: Massimo

Quotes 

• Umberto : [making the two boys recite]  Prima la carne, prima la carne.

  Gian Piero : Prima la carne.

  Massimo : Prima la carne.

  Phil Weston : What?

  Umberto : Meat first, THEN soccer!

  Phil Weston : Right, meat comes first!

• Massimo : [after Sam keeps falling over]  Mama Mia! You're a real DUFFER, you know?