Kicking & Screaming (2005)

Jim Turner: Jim Davidson 'The Captain'

Quotes 

• Jim Davidson 'The Captain' : [after the Tigers have arrived to the soccer field from the butcher shop and are covered in blood]  You know, actually one of my kids forgot his socks so we forfeit; yeah, we forfeit!

  Jim Davidson 'The Captain' : [turns and starts sprinting to their cars]  Run to the car, kids! don't look back! Run!