Kicking & Screaming (2005)

Martin Starr: Beantown Customers

Quotes 

• Phil Weston : Hi, I'm Phil Weston and this is my son, Sam. I'm new to coffee... I was wondering if you could mix half of the regular version with half of the decaffinated version?

  Beantown Employees : [to coworker, annoyed]  Half-caff...

  Beantown Customers : Right, Half-caff.

  Phil Weston : A Half-caff!

  [to Sam] 

  Phil Weston : We're gonna have a Half-caff.

  Sam Weston : [to customer]  We're gonna have a Half-caff.

  Beantown Customers : [annoyed]  Yay.

  Beantown Employees : Half-caff.

  Phil Weston : Thanks.

  [takes a sip, it's way too hot and he drops the coffee] 

  Phil Weston : Yowww! Mother of Pearl!

  Beantown Employees : [more pissed now]  You shoulda waited for the jacket.

  Phil Weston : Right... I just got too eager. Uh...

  Beantown Employees : [to coworker]  'nother Half-caff!

  Beantown Customers : [more pissed]  Right, 'nother Half-caff!