Kicking & Screaming (2005)

Steven Anthony Lawrence: Mark Avery

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Quotes 

• Mark Avery : Hi, I'm Mark Avery - you know, I like to keep my pimp hands strong

  [waving hands, gesturing] 

  Mark Avery : You dig, Cracker? Ya feel me?

  Phil Weston : What does that mean?

  Mark Avery : I don't know, I heard it on a rap video once. But I'm really funny. I've got like a million jokes.

  Phil Weston : Great, I'd love to hear one. Shoot.

  Mark Avery : Remember the time when you caught and you fell over?

  Phil Weston : Right, yeah...

  Mark Avery : [all the kids laugh]  Ha ha! I got ya good! I burned ya! I got ya, bad!

  Phil Weston : How did I get burned? Okay, apparently I don't get it.

• Mark Avery : Hey Buck, remember when we beat you at the championship game?

  Buck Weston : Oh yeah, well remember the time when I shoved that kid into the pool?

  [kicks Mark into the swimming pool] 

• Phil Weston : Looks who's here! I'll give you a hint - Hall of Fame, Chicago Bears...

  Mark Avery : Sammy Sosa?

  Mike Ditka : C'mon!

  Phil Weston : Football... coached the 1986...

  Mike Ditka : '85.

  Phil Weston : Right, '85 Bears to Superbowl victory... it's Mike Ditka!

  Mark Avery : Do you know Sammy Sosa?

  Mike Ditka : Hey, zip it, kid!

• Phil Weston : This is Gian Piero and Massimo. They're apprentice butchers.

  Mark Avery : Could the blacksmiths and candlestick makers not make it?

  Mike Ditka : Shut up!