Kicking & Screaming (2005)

David Bowe: Forest Avery

Quotes 

• Referee : [replacing toupee on head]  Very funny - alright, you all had a laugh?

  Phil Weston : Sorry about that.

  Forest Avery : Hey, how much do you think those things are?

  Phil Weston : I have no idea.

• Forest Avery : Wow, what was that all about?

  Phil Weston : Here's all I heard. The ref said-

  [makes fart noise] 

  Phil Weston : -and my dad said-

  [makes fart noise] 

  Phil Weston : -then, the ref said-

  [makes fart noise] 

  Phil Weston : Any more questions? Hit the road.

  [Forest awkwardly backs away]