Kicking & Screaming (2005)

Susan Barnes: Diana Ditka

Quotes 

• Phil Weston : [to Barbara]  My dad, he's a coach. He knows the game, he's confident, he's smart, witty, dynamic, vicious, brutal, vindictive, a monster! And he will win by intimidation and forceful tactics if need be. I'm not like that. I don't know anyone like that. Do you?

  [quick cut to Ditka house] 

  Mike Ditka : So Paul, what's on your mind?

  Phil Weston : Actually, it's Phil.

  Mike Ditka : It's not Paul?

  Phil Weston : No.

  Mike Ditka : What's the difference? Spit it out.

  [lights a cigar] 

  Diana Ditka : Mike?

  Mike Ditka : Here, hold this.

  [gives cigar to Phil] 

  Diana Ditka : Oh no! We do not allow smoking in the house!

  Phil Weston : I'm sorry, Mrs. Ditka.

  Diana Ditka : You should be.

  Mike Ditka : [Phil hands back cigar]  I'll get rid of it, honey!