Kicking & Screaming (2005)

Rachael Harris: Ann Hogan

Quotes 

• Ann Hogan : Hi, Mr.Ditka. I was wondering - my son byong-sun is a little shy, so could I get an autograph?

  Mike Ditka : Yeah, sure, how do you spell it?

  Ann Hogan : B-Y-...

  Mike Ditka : I think I got it.

  [gives paper] 

  Donna Jones : [walking away looking at autograph]  Bing-bong?

• Ann Hogan : You ease up on him.

  Phil Weston : You just ease up there on your corduroy jacket.

• Ann Hogan : Byong-Sun is very shy - this book really helped us to deal with it, so you're probably gonna want to give it a glance.

  Phil Weston : [reading title]  My Child is Shy. Thanks.

  [pause] 

  Phil Weston : I'm sorry, who's your son?

  Donna Jones : Byong-Sun.

  Phil Weston : Oh, I see.

  [pause] 

  Phil Weston : Actually, I don't see, I'm sorry.

  [realizing they are lesbians] 

  Phil Weston : Oh wait, now I see! Wow!

• Ann Hogan : We're at all the games, unlike a lot of the other parents.

  Phil Weston : No no, not like the other parents at all! You're better than the other parents.

  Ambrose's Dad : Oh, so they're better?

  Phil Weston : No, they're different.

  Donna Jones : What do you mean "different"?

  Phil Weston : I mean, you're different because you're better.

  Ambrose's Dad : How are they better?

  Phil Weston : You're both better different... in a different but better way!

  Ann Hogan : Uh, okay.

  [she walks off with Donna] 

  Ambrose's Dad : It's a little early to start playing favorites, Phil.

• Ann Hogan : Coach Ditka? Hi. Our son, Byong Sun, he's very shy, and we were wondering

  [hands him a pad to autograph] 

  Mike Ditka : Sure, 'be happy to.

  Ann Hogan : Thank you so much. It's Byong Sun

  [spelling] 

  Ann Hogan : B-Y...

  Mike Ditka : [autographing]  I think I got it.

  [hands it back to them] 

  Mike Ditka : Bye bye.

  Mike Ditka : [to Phil, awkwardly]  Just... a wonderful couple.

  Ann Hogan : [looking at the autograph]  What...

  Donna Jones : "Bing Bong"?