Kicking & Screaming (2005)

Robert Duvall: Buck Weston

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Quotes 

• Buck Weston : I take a vitamin everyday. It's called a steak.

• Buck Weston : You know how hard it's been for me ever since your mom died.

  Phil Weston : She didn't die! She divorced you!

  Buck Weston : Ehh... tomatoes, tomahtoes.

• Buck Weston : We've got balls!

  Phil Weston : And vitamins!

  Buck Weston : But mostly balls!

  Phil Weston : [with all the kids from the Tigers and Gladiators teams] 

  Phil Weston : AND VITAMINS!

• Phil Weston : So when i took over for Coach Benson...

  Clark : [interrupting]  I hear he's a woman now!

  [laughter from the party guests] 

  Buck Weston : Yeah.

  Phil Weston : Actually uh, truth be told, *no one* knows where he is right now. A lot of people are... concerned.

  [more laughter] 

  Phil Weston : I don't know *why* that's funny.

  [applause] 

• Buck Weston : Oh, this oughtta be good. If we live long enough, we'll see Iron Mike and Aluminum Phil coaching the Tigers.

  Mike Ditka : I couldn't really hear ya, Weston. My Superbowl ring was making too much noise.

  [crowd hisses] 

• Mark Avery : Hey Buck, remember when we beat you at the championship game?

  Buck Weston : Oh yeah, well remember the time when I shoved that kid into the pool?

  [kicks Mark into the swimming pool] 

• Buck Weston : [to Phil]  Be warned, muchacho! You're in the show, now!

• [Phil, Barbara, and Sam arrive at Buck and Janice's home after the game] 

  Janice Weston : Hi, you guys!

  Barbara Weston : Hi!

  [hugs Janice] 

  Barbara Weston : Hi, Buck.

  [she kisses him] 

  Buck Weston : Hey it's my two favorite people and Phil!

  Phil Weston : Very funny, Dad. I've never heard that one before.

• Phil Weston : Every time you say something back to me, it makes me love you more!

  Buck Weston : Heh.

• Phil Weston : Hey, I almost had you!

  Buck Weston : What do you call that again, when you almost win? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah... Losing!