Adam & Steve (2005)

Parker Posey: Rhonda

Quotes 

• Rhonda : I'm sweating like Whitney Houston going through customs!

• Adam : Yeah, he is a shrink. I think he knows more about this stuff than us. He has a degree. We just have Oprah.

  Rhonda : Oprah has made it impossible for me to have a close relationship with anyone besides Oprah.

• Rhonda : Silence Sober-One!

• Adam : You know for a shrink he's really unaware.

  Rhonda : I'm tellin' you they're like preacher's kids!

• Rhonda : I have an audition for a lesbian cruise ship next week... I like lesbians. Lesbians like me.

• Rhonda : [She of the formally fat]  What're doin'? I can't eat that! One pie is like an appitiser to me, I eat that and I unleash the beast!

• Adam : Steve just broke up with me!

  Rhonda : Oh my God!

  Adam : There ain't no God!

• Rhonda : You're an asshole and a baby! You're an asshole, and you're also a baby!

• Rhonda : Why can't a lesbian diet and put on makeup at the same time? Because you can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on your face.