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[Professor McGonagall demonstrates a waltz with Ron as her partner]
Professor McGonagall : One-two-three, one-two-three...
Harry : [aside] You're never gonna let him forget this, are you?
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Professor McGonagall : The house of Godric Gryffindor has commanded the respect of the wizarding world for nearly ten centuries. I will not have you, in the course of a single evening, besmirching that name by behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of baboons!
Fred : [whispering to George] Try saying that five times fast.
George : [whispering] Babbling, bumbling band of baboons.
Fred : [whispering] Babbling, bumbling band of baboons.
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Malfoy : Why so tense, Potter? My father and I have a bet, you see. I don't think you're going to last ten minutes in this tournament. He disagrees. He thinks you won't last five!
[laughs]
Harry : [enraged] I don't give a damn what your father thinks, Malfoy! He's vile and cruel, and you're just pathetic!
Malfoy : Pathetic?
[draws his wand]
Professor Moody : OH NO, YOU DON'T, SONNY!
[transifgures Malfoy into a ferret]
Professor Moody : I'll teach you to curse someone when their back is turned!
[proceeds to flick the ferret up and down]
Professor Moody : You stinking, cowardly, scummy...
Professor McGonagall : [running up to Professor Moody] Professor Moody!
Professor Moody : Back-shooting...
Professor McGonagall : Wha- What are you doing?
Professor Moody : Teaching.
Professor McGonagall : Is that a- Is that a student?
Professor Moody : Technically, it's a ferret.
[dumps the ferret down Crabbe's trousers]
Gregory Goyle : Stand still! Stand still!
[Attempts to remove the ferret from Crabbe's trousers, only to be bitten. Moody turns and winks at a Harry, who is laughing gleefully. The ferret crawls out of Crabbe's trousers, and McGonagall turns Malfoy back into his normal human self]
Malfoy : [standing up] My father will hear about this!
Professor Moody : Is that a threat?
[Malfoy turns and runs]
Professor McGonagall : Professor Moody...
Professor Moody : IS THAT A THREAT?
Professor McGonagall : Professor...
Professor Moody : I CAN TELL YOU STORIES ABOUT YOUR FATHER THAT'LL CURL EVEN YOUR GREASY HAIR, BOY!
Professor McGonagall : Alastor!
Professor Moody : IT DOESN'T END HERE!
Professor McGonagall : Alastor! We NEVER use transfiguration as a punishment! surely, Dumbledore told you that?
Professor Moody : He might've mentioned it.
Professor McGonagall : Well, you will do well to remember it.
[turns around]
Professor McGonagall : [to a group of students standing nearby] Away!
[as she walks away, Moody sticks his tongue out at her]
Professor Moody : [turns to Harry] You. Come with me.
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Minerva McGonagall : This can't go on, Albus. First the Dark Mark, now this?
Albus Dumbledore : What do you suggest, Minerva?
Minerva McGonagall : [scoffs] Put an *end* to it! Don't let Potter compete!
Albus Dumbledore : You heard Barty. The rules are clear.
Minerva McGonagall : Well, the devil with Barty and his rules! And since when did you accommodate the Ministry?
Severus Snape : Headmaster, I too find it difficult to believe this mere coincidence. However, if we are to truly discover the meaning of these events, perhaps we should, for the time being, let them unfold.
Minerva McGonagall : What? Do nothing? Offer him up as *bait*? Potter is a *boy*, not a piece of meat!
Albus Dumbledore : I agree. With Severus.
[McGonagall looks downcast]
Albus Dumbledore : Alastor, keep an eye on Harry, will you?
Alastor "Mad Eye" Moody : I can do that.
Albus Dumbledore : Don't let him know, though. He must be anxious enough as it is...
[brings his wand to his temple and pulls out a glowing white thread of memory]
Albus Dumbledore : ... knowing what lies ahead. Then again, we all are.
[drops the memory in a bowl of water; sees the parchment with Harry's name on it]
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Professor McGonagall : Now, Mr. Weasley, place your right hand on my waist.
Ron : Where?
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Professor McGonagall : Professor Moody! What are you doing?
Professor Moody : Teaching.
Professor McGonagall : Is that a- is that a student?
Professor Moody : Technically it's a ferret.
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Professor McGonagall : Inside every girl is a swan, waiting to burst out in flight.
Ron : [whispering] Something is about to burst out of Eloise Midgen, but I don't think it's a swan.
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Professor McGonagall : Mr. Potter, are you and Miss Patil ready?
Harry : Ready, Professor?
Professor McGonagall : To dance! It's tradition that the three champions-well in this case four- are the first to dance. Surely I told you?
Harry : No.
Professor McGonagall : Oh, well, now you know.
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Malfoy : [after Moody humilates him by turning him into a ferret and bouncing him up and down] My father will hear about this!
Professor Moody : Is that a threat?
[Draco turns and runs]
Professor McGonagall : Professor Moody...
Professor Moody : [yelling after him] I could tell you stories about your father that would curl even your greasy hair, boy!
Professor McGonagall : Alastor!
Professor Moody : It doesn't end here!
Professor McGonagall : Alastor! We never use transfiguration as a punishment. Surely Dumbledore told you that.
Professor Moody : He might've mentioned it.
Professor McGonagall : Well you will do well to remember it.
[turns around]
Professor McGonagall : [to a group of students gathered nearby] Away!
[as she walks away, Moody sticks his tongue out at her]
Professor Moody : [turns to Harry] You, come with me.
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Professor McGonagall : [from trailer] Mr. Weasley, place your right hand on my waist.
Ron : What?