Saving Grace (2000)
Craig Ferguson: Matthew
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Quotes
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Grace Trevethyn : [high on weed, she starts laughing hysterically]
Matthew Stewart : What? What is it? What's so funny?
Grace Trevethyn : [laughing] You're Scottish!
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Matthew Stewart : Last time you were in London was five years ago for the Chelsea Flower Show. You can't sell this stuff at a florist!
Grace Trevethyn : What's your Master Plan Then?
Matthew Stewart : I was going to go to Portobello Road...
[Grace disagrees]
Matthew Stewart : With the greatest respect... I'm the young hip one. You're the hip replacement.
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Matthew Stewart : [imitating a Dalek from Doctor Who] The mutant buds are nearly ready, Great One. Soon we will release them into the atmosphere and take over the entire planet!
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Matthew Stewart : It's Nicky. Nicky doesn't want to be in a relationship with someone who's irresponsible. And I don't want to be in a relationship with someone who isn't Nicky.
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Nicky : You're getting older.
Matthew Stewart : These are laugh lines.
Nicky : Nothing's that funny.
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Matthew Stewart : I avoid confrontation. If you grew up in Glasgow in the 1970's you'd avoid confrontation too. All I want is a easy life. I want to grow some vegetables, smoke some weed, sing carols at Christmas time and who knows? One day I'd like to be a dad and raise a couple of fucking children. But that's it! I've had it! I've fucking had enough. I'm going! No more Mr. Cuddly Toy!
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Matthew Stewart : No more Mr. cuddly toy. I'm not hanging around here to be a whipping boy for ganja Grace and captain Nicky the fuckin' lobster queen.